After three days seclusion in a hotel room, the honeymoon couple finally agreed to go out for an evening. Calling a bellhop, the groom was informed about the various shows in town.
"Hey, Honey", he shouted to his little wife who was taking a shower, "Do you want to see Oliver Twist"?
The bride screamed back, "If you show me any more tricks with that thing, I'm going home to Mother"!
2006-11-05 01:47:12 · 9 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha...she can't handle it haha
2006-11-05 01:49:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is similar to the man that took his wife to Niagra Falls for their honeymoon. They spent the first three days in the honeymoon sweet and never left the room. The forth day the husband gets up and says to his wife, how would you like to see one of the great wonders of the world today (meaning to take her to see the falls) she abruptly replies...if you show me that thing one more time I am going to scream.
2006-11-05 01:51:34 · answer #2 · answered by Shayna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like an interesting relationship!! LOL
2006-11-05 11:57:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smile!
2006-11-05 02:26:41 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2006-11-05 01:51:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!!!
2006-11-05 04:06:05 · answer #6 · answered by Christine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats the stuff!!!
2006-11-05 01:50:30 · answer #7 · answered by Skeeter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAAHAHA thats a good one
2006-11-05 01:52:36 · answer #8 · answered by bamf1494 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ;p
2006-11-05 03:06:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋