A bartender is sitting behind a bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come 4 exhuberant blondes. They walk up to the bar, order 5 bottles of champagne and 10 glasses, take their order and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped and the chanting grows...."51 days,51 days,51 days!" Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in "51 days,51 days,51 days!"
Finally, the 10th blonde comes in with a picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle. Up jump the others, dancing around the table, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting "51 days, 51 days,51 days!"
The bartender walks over to the table. There in the centre is a beautifully framed child's puzzle of Winnie-the-pooh. One of the blondes states "Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb but we've set the record straight, on the side of that puzzle box it said 2-4 years and the 10 of us completed it in 51 days!"
2006-11-03
23:41:34
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