A bartender is sitting behind a bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come 4 exhuberant blondes. They walk up to the bar, order 5 bottles of champagne and 10 glasses, take their order and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped and the chanting grows...."51 days,51 days,51 days!" Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in "51 days,51 days,51 days!"
Finally, the 10th blonde comes in with a picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle. Up jump the others, dancing around the table, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting "51 days, 51 days,51 days!"
The bartender walks over to the table. There in the centre is a beautifully framed child's puzzle of Winnie-the-pooh. One of the blondes states "Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb but we've set the record straight, on the side of that puzzle box it said 2-4 years and the 10 of us completed it in 51 days!"
2006-11-03 23:41:34 · 13 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahah lol omg i luved it that is sooo something i would do lol i can be like SUPER blond at time lol thnx im sick and that like totally cheered me up
2006-11-04 00:20:11 · answer #1 · answered by blank 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says,
"OK jerk, I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What do a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person...
because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large... all in the name of humor."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little f@#ker on your knee!"
A Policeman pulls a blonde in a sports car over for speeding and is trying to explain to her what and where her driver's license might be. After she eventually gives him her driver's license, he asks for registration.
Getting another blank blonde look from her, he explains, "It's that little piece of paper you get with your car and you keep it in the glove compartment."
"Ah," she says as she bends over to get it. While she is looking through the glove compartment, the officer unzips his pants and pulls his **** out.
Excited that she had found her registration, she turns around and looks up. A look of dismay crosses her face and she says, "Oh, no! Not another breathalizer test!"
: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Q: How can you confuse a blonde?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
For all the Blondes out there, Don't worry I typed slow because I know you can't read fast. LMAO Have a Great Day !!!!
2006-11-04 00:47:24 · answer #2 · answered by JohnRingold 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he he he very good 9 out of 10 lol
2006-11-03 23:57:11 · answer #3 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kizzy
Your joke are great,,, keep them comming girl Thumbs up
2006-11-04 00:26:34 · answer #4 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So many versions of the joke..but still very funny...tee hee hee!
2006-11-04 00:01:44 · answer #5 · answered by Coyote 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that is soooooooo funny !!
hahahahah
2006-11-04 00:04:37 · answer #6 · answered by wHaT eVeR 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god thats hilarious
your my new best friend
2006-11-04 00:34:42 · answer #7 · answered by Becca 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hilarious, although, I wouldn't tell it to any blondes anytime soon.
^_^
2006-11-04 00:29:26 · answer #8 · answered by g Myzo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha i like it
2006-11-03 23:43:16 · answer #9 · answered by monkeynuts 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!! LOL
2006-11-04 01:10:06 · answer #10 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋