A man was chosen for jury duty who really wanted to be dismissed from serving. He tried every excuse he could think of but none of them worked. On the day of the trial, he decided to give it one more shot. As the trial was about to begin, he asked if he could approach the bench.
"Your Honor," he said, "I must be excused from this trial because I am prejudiced against the defendant. I took one look at the man in the blue suit with those beady eyes and that dishonest face and I said 'He's a crook! He's guilty!' So, your Honor, I cannot possibly stay on this jury!"
With a tired annoyance the judge replied, "Get back in the jury box, you fool. That man is the defendant's lawyer."
2006-11-02 14:03:47 · 19 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Jokes & Riddles
he came to the apartment i was staying the week at with my uncle and my nephew. he came home from school and walked into the apartment. i was sitting in the kitchen with my two cousins. my nephew domonique stared at me, dropped his backpack, and ran to the room he was staying in. i walked back there and knocked on the door. he yelled for me to come in. he was laying on his bed in tears. i asked him what was wrong and he told me i'm scared. i asked him why and he said the man with the gun. the thing is he said that the man with the gun was the man that had killed his father (my older brother). i asked him where he saw the man and he said he was in a truck in the front of the school watching him and his three friends. i told my uncle and my uncle is keeping him home from school and inside the apartment. we contacted his mom and told her and is coming to go pick him up. but she doesn't have a man in the house to protect her and domonique if a man comes in.
2006-11-02 14:03:46 · 13 answers · asked by P.I.M.P 1 in Grade-Schooler
2006-11-02 14:03:41 · 18 answers · asked by stacey f 1 in Internet
2006-11-02 14:03:41 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in China
Even when I'm not hungry, I want to eat all the time. Is there anything that will make me not want to eat? Any safe, over the counter meds? I'm just not satisfied unless I'm eating, and then I hate myself for doing it. Any good, practical advice is greatly appreciated.
2006-11-02 14:03:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health
I have freckles all over my face arms shoulders and back. I realy hate them and want to get rid of them. What is the best way to get rid of them at home, like not lasor surgery or anything. I heard that you can use lemon juice, but are their other ways? And which is the best.
2006-11-02 14:03:33 · 18 answers · asked by cak 1 in Other - Beauty & Style
2006-11-02 14:03:27 · 12 answers · asked by Paul D 2 in Fashion & Accessories
2006-11-02 14:03:25 · 17 answers · asked by Caroline M 2 in Mathematics
2006-11-02 14:03:18 · 7 answers · asked by just meee 1 in Singles & Dating
I need something where I can upload audio files that I already have in order to share them with somebody via-email or something.
2006-11-02 14:03:14 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software
2006-11-02 14:03:11 · 2 answers · asked by IRP 1 in Careers & Employment
Is love like a game of russian roulette except with your gun always fully loaded?
2006-11-02 14:03:09 · 4 answers · asked by D 4 in Singles & Dating
2006-11-02 14:03:05 · 3 answers · asked by rich.t 2 in Trivia
2006-11-02 14:03:03 · 14 answers · asked by hunter 3 in Comics & Animation
I'm considering letting my 14 year old son and my 12 year old daughter watch my 8 year old daughter for 2 1/2 hours 4 days a week while I work. Does anyone know if this is legal?? I live in NC.
2006-11-02 14:03:02 · 16 answers · asked by Starry 4 in Grade-Schooler
Not willing to use credit cards this year, sorry people! I've really cut down on our list over the years to just close family members, but still it's so expensive. Sorry but we don't get bonuses for xmas. I did at a job a long time ago! I am a SAHMom and we live off one income but we wouldn't qualify for anything either b/c we make TOO much money so don't offer me those ones!
I'm also tired of getting crap for xmas like wow I need another batch of stale cookies, or stinky bubble bath from a cheap store. Sorry but I'd rather have my family members take all that money and help someone that's starving somewhere. I don't want crap, I'll just give it away then. If we are all to poor to not give what we really want to give like vacations and trips to the spa, can't we just forget it?
2006-11-02 14:02:59 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Christmas
A) cardiovascular
B) digestive
C) endocrine
D) integumentary
E) lymphatic
F) muscular
G) nervous
H) reproductive
I) respitory
J) skeletal
K) urinary
2006-11-02 14:02:57 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Respiratory Diseases
well i was watching a doctors show and it was gross i almost puked and i was thinking i wanted to be a vet. i change my mind!!!!
2006-11-02 14:02:54 · 8 answers · asked by leelee 2 in Other - Pets
2006-11-02 14:02:41 · 8 answers · asked by punjabii gurl 1 in Geography
2006-11-02 14:02:40 · 2 answers · asked by sweetcheeks_312000 1 in Earth Sciences & Geology
2006-11-02 14:02:39 · 10 answers · asked by william 3 in Religion & Spirituality
is there a website that I can go to that lists the percentages of employee taxes withheld from each paycheck? it would be for washington state.
2006-11-02 14:02:38 · 4 answers · asked by ferrari_83000 2 in United States
It's the human race, not the black, white or latin race? does anyone else notice that? Or are we all just taking the easy way out so people are pointed out and described easior? Just curious, dont make this too heavy.
2006-11-02 14:02:32 · 7 answers · asked by ? 3 in Other - Cultures & Groups
who is looking forward to this new season? It will be weird without Marissa, even though she was so annoying... The new season starts tonight.. Anyone going to watch? I am still upset that they got rid of marissa that way even though she was going to sail around the world with her dad! It was so pointless.. Now ryan is going to be all mopey this year.. Everything is so weird now.... Are you going to watch this season or no? Ciao...
2006-11-02 14:02:30 · 4 answers · asked by alohaforever16 3 in Television
2006-11-02 14:02:18 · 8 answers · asked by Rock n Roll 1 in Medicine
2006-11-02 14:02:13 · 3 answers · asked by C.D. Riley 2 in Music
how long does it take to learn flare and what is the best way to practice them?
2006-11-02 14:02:13 · 2 answers · asked by johnny p 1 in Dancing
Which Earth Movement causes day/night?
How Often?
2006-11-02 14:02:08 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help
i would have to say popcorn and chocolate!
2006-11-02 14:01:49 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink
When she is hungry she doesn't meow or when she is hurt she doesn't meow. Why don't she talk. However, she is very healthy and playful. I want to hear she meow. How can I get her to do this?
2006-11-02 14:01:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cats
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