A man was chosen for jury duty who really wanted to be dismissed from serving. He tried every excuse he could think of but none of them worked. On the day of the trial, he decided to give it one more shot. As the trial was about to begin, he asked if he could approach the bench.
"Your Honor," he said, "I must be excused from this trial because I am prejudiced against the defendant. I took one look at the man in the blue suit with those beady eyes and that dishonest face and I said 'He's a crook! He's guilty!' So, your Honor, I cannot possibly stay on this jury!"
With a tired annoyance the judge replied, "Get back in the jury box, you fool. That man is the defendant's lawyer."
2006-11-02 14:03:47 · 19 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha, ha, ha....pretty good....Reminds me of another joke:
What's the difference between a dead lawyer in the road, and a dead snake in the road?
There are skidmarks in front of the dead snake....
2006-11-02 14:17:36 · answer #1 · answered by Joya 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO..........sounds about right too!
Another lawyer joke which became famous from the movie "Philadelphia"
What do you call 1000 lawyers tied together at the bottom of the ocean? A good start!
2006-11-02 22:49:18 · answer #2 · answered by jazi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry
but that diden't even ,make me smile
i know i sound like a grumpy old person
but i usally laugh at stupid jokes like this
maybe i am just not in the mood
anywayz
Have a great Day!
2006-11-02 22:18:16 · answer #3 · answered by dana 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
Know what's brown
and looks good on a lawyer?
a doberman
2006-11-02 22:06:43 · answer #4 · answered by NANCY K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, hey heard it before but it still got a laugh from me!
http://www.willyblues.com/
2006-11-02 22:05:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice... here's mine:
Client: "How much is it for my case of murder, which I DEFINITELY did not commit?"
Lawyer: "Hmm... $150 an hour sounds fine."
Client: "$150?!? Are you crazy?"
Lawyer: "Yes, I am crazy. You'll have to talk to your lawyer about this."
Client: [looks really confused] >_>...
2006-11-02 22:22:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol very funny ^_^
it's a good thing i visit your profile
thanks for sharing it
2006-11-03 01:38:14 · answer #7 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.
Why don't sharks eat lawyers?
professional courtesy.
Yes I know it's old but it is new to someone.
2006-11-02 23:40:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-02 22:56:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny... I've never heard it before...
2006-11-02 22:05:33 · answer #10 · answered by HONORARIUS 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋