All categories - 26 October 2006

A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the Bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife And the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the Husband and the blind man decide to walk.
After a while, the husband gets irritated by theTicking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on The sidewalk, and says to him....."Why don't you put a Piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking Sound is driving me crazy."
The blind man replies...." If you would've put a rubber At the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus"


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2006-10-26 22:10:55 · 19 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I am hoping to make a door curtain with plastic beads.Can anyone give me the address of a supplier in Goa?

2006-10-26 22:10:54 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Decorating & Remodeling

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!" he whined.
"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!"
"Oh my god", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex!"

2006-10-26 22:10:50 · 21 answers · asked by anitha 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-26 22:10:45 · 22 answers · asked by Confused 1 in Weddings

im on a extreme low budget and mean low. How can i entertain the kids and have a scary time too. I was thinking of making a bucket of goo, wot would i put in it( cant be anything that would make the kids sick!) DONT WONT THEM ALL SICK AROUND THE HOUSE, THANK U. PLEASE ALL IDEAS WELCOME!!!!!!!!!

2006-10-26 22:10:33 · 13 answers · asked by K G 1 in Halloween

Can a person have dwarf blood vessels while cholesterol and triglyceride in normal level?

2006-10-26 22:10:32 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Heart Diseases

2006-10-26 22:10:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

To you ladies/women. Why do you ladies/women wear dresses when you ride a bike? Not motocycies. Do you not care if By change your dress blow up and shows your goodies?? I do not mean to be Rude. or disrespedful, it's just a question....Forgive me, but i do not know where to put this question, that is why i put it here. Please no Cussing Thanks

2006-10-26 22:10:06 · 6 answers · asked by dmncprkr 5 in Other - Destinations

I have three scars on my leg and they aren't very attractive. Does anyone have a remedy or suggestion for hiding these? Even if its only temporary?

2006-10-26 22:10:05 · 3 answers · asked by zee zee electric 2 in Skin Conditions

Can you walk in the sight of God? Are you hiding? Come on I see you.

2006-10-26 22:09:46 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

place a lump of coal or coke in the water!!! they will stay nice and fresh for days

2006-10-26 22:09:36 · 17 answers · asked by terry t 1 in Skin Conditions

I have to sit on a jury on Monday at Hove Crown Court and I am going to be getting the train to Hove Station. Does anyone know how long it takes to walk from the station to the Court House or if there is a bus I need to take? Thank you!!

2006-10-26 22:09:20 · 8 answers · asked by Jellytot 2 in Rail

2006-10-26 22:09:14 · 15 answers · asked by Callisto 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-10-26 22:08:57 · 3 answers · asked by Sky J 1 in Pain & Pain Management

I believe moustaches make men bigoted. I have a feeling the Glasgow Rangers manager Souness lopped off his muzzy just prior to signing the Catholic Mo Johnston for the club.

2006-10-26 22:08:49 · 5 answers · asked by kirstylaing 1 in Scottish Football

how can a man be half human half monkey (hanuman) and half elephent half human (ganish) do you have any prove of this how can you believe that this is true it sounds so fake ???

2006-10-26 22:08:44 · 10 answers · asked by sisterly love 2 in Religion & Spirituality

a ex and i used to call him 'rump-head'

2006-10-26 22:08:33 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

for another woman, i mean.. im kinda shy of it.. am a bit overweight, too.. and always try to hide as much of me as possible..am ashamed of being naked in front of my gf even.. (please dont say i need to loose weight.. i know..(((( just... any way to feel more confident of myself? i am not Huge...)

2006-10-26 22:08:02 · 17 answers · asked by mwade 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2006-10-26 22:07:50 · 11 answers · asked by Yusuf G 1 in Engineering

i heard that massging the face is very helpful to maintain the glow of the face

so please help me with your tips

2006-10-26 22:07:42 · 2 answers · asked by cuttiiee 6 in Other - Skin & Body

2006-10-26 22:07:40 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

i want diffrent malls in mumbai with respective addresses

2006-10-26 22:07:33 · 1 answers · asked by ankur 1 in Mumbai

My ex-girlfriend is pregnant with our little one. I don't know if I should go back to her so I can always be there. We planned on having one a long time ago and figures when we end it she is prego. Need some very helpful advice right about now.

2006-10-26 22:07:32 · 15 answers · asked by josh l 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-10-26 22:07:30 · 8 answers · asked by td321123 1 in Astronomy & Space

2006-10-26 22:07:22 · 9 answers · asked by starcruiserGalaxy2029 2 in Words & Wordplay

2006-10-26 22:07:19 · 6 answers · asked by iroshan_464 1 in Internet

There was this man from Nantucket,
Whose c**k was so long he could suck it,
He'd say with a grin,
While licking his chin,
If my ear was a p***y I'd F**k it

There was this sexy young maid called Jill,
Who tried a dynamite stick for a thrill,
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her t*ts in Brazil

2006-10-26 22:07:11 · 9 answers · asked by Andrew D 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-26 22:06:57 · 4 answers · asked by sexyass 3 in Other - Education

2006-10-26 22:06:49 · 4 answers · asked by trippeldrie 2 in Hockey