There was this man from Nantucket,
Whose c**k was so long he could suck it,
He'd say with a grin,
While licking his chin,
If my ear was a p***y I'd F**k it
There was this sexy young maid called Jill,
Who tried a dynamite stick for a thrill,
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her t*ts in Brazil
2006-10-26 22:07:11 · 9 answers · asked by Andrew D 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
id heard the 1st, but not the 2nd-- very funny :)
2006-10-26 22:09:45 · answer #1 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Totally Un PC but very funny (once Id worked out the a0terisks!) lol
2006-10-27 05:09:54 · answer #2 · answered by huggz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a young girl from Ealing,
Who had a perculiar feeling!
She got on her back...
and opened her c***k
and pissed all over the ceiling!!
2006-10-30 08:31:16 · answer #3 · answered by Rayoflight C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A squeamish young fellow named Brand
Thought caressing his penis was grand.
But he viewed with distaste
the gelatinous paste
That it left in the palm of his hand.
There once was a young man named Gene
Who invented a screwing machine.
Concave and convex
It could please either sex.
And it played with itself in between.
2006-10-27 05:29:04 · answer #4 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
more pleeeeze...limmericks are the best!!
there was an old man from nantucket
who's head got stuck in a bucket.
he pushed and he pulled,
he strained and he struck it.
and finally shouted,
awwww phuck it.
2006-10-27 05:17:29 · answer #5 · answered by pirate00girl 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
*laughs* thats funny
2006-10-27 05:28:08 · answer #6 · answered by blood_shadow_walks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha very funny
2006-10-27 09:24:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Those were good, keep them coming.
2006-10-27 05:25:06 · answer #8 · answered by Zodiac_Child 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wrong but funny... well done ...lol
2006-10-27 05:16:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋