A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!" he whined.
"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!"
"Oh my god", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex!"
2006-10-26 22:10:50 · 21 answers · asked by anitha 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
how is it? do rate it!!
2006-10-26 22:11:18 · update #1
ha ha ha
see that will teach him not to be so materialistic
this joke was great
10/10
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2006-10-26 22:19:22 · answer #1 · answered by Katy Wald!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rated with 10 stars
2006-10-27 05:40:17 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not as good… I will rate it a 5 out of 10…
2006-10-27 05:26:16 · answer #3 · answered by Com Nerd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it, my step dad is a laywer and this is exactly how he would react, he drives a beemer and has a rolex!
2006-10-27 05:20:55 · answer #4 · answered by GeorgieP 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Great!
2006-10-27 05:54:23 · answer #5 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol......
and i'm a law student!
but i don't drive a beemer and don't have a rolex : (
2006-10-27 05:15:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10 i thought it was quite funny haha:P
2006-10-27 05:13:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it -finally a joke NOTabout body fluids[although blood is
mentioned!!] or vaginas or erections etc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
all in the best possible taste!!
2006-10-27 05:18:15 · answer #8 · answered by pasky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL u can picture the idiot really doing it.
2006-10-27 05:15:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
already heard it, but still a good one.
2006-10-27 06:33:11 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋