All categories - 20 October 2006

thank u very much

2006-10-20 18:59:49 · 2 answers · asked by Cinderella 3 in Other - Science

A drunk man sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick. He smelled awful, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.

He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes, the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"

The priest replied, "My Son, it's caused by loose living; being with cheap, wicked women; too much alcohol; contempt for your fellow man; sleeping around with prostitutes; and lack of bathing."

The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be darned," then returned to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."

2006-10-20 18:59:48 · 10 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-20 18:59:45 · 9 answers · asked by runandjump 1 in Movies

Why do you say the Democrats dont support the war effort.
just look at this senator not every Democrat is a chicken hawk. look at the link and tell me what do you think.http://www.americanrhetoric.com/speeches/convention2004/zellmiller2004rnc.htm

And to mention more politians why is Sen John Mccain changing his own views on the war to and other Republicans. but tell me what do you think about the Democratic Party.

2006-10-20 18:59:25 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2006-10-20 18:59:05 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Tennis

2006-10-20 18:58:56 · 11 answers · asked by Jezabel the annoyed cat 7 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone know where a good web site is for looking for information on all the candidates who are running for offices in Iowa this year? Or at least who is running agasint whom? Thanks!

2006-10-20 18:58:47 · 6 answers · asked by guntowner18 1 in Elections

my ex brother keeps asking me out and he said if i dont go out with him he's hurt me and i can't tell his brother cause his brother dont live here anymore. plus his brother was horrible 2 me when i was with him 2 he was very abouse me bably he hurt me and then left. He came 2 visit and his brother was watching us his brother dont want me looking at anyone but him and he's controling what should i do and he yalls at me when i fight with other people please help what doe's this all mean ? He says he wants 2 be just like his brother.

2006-10-20 18:58:41 · 5 answers · asked by Terry l 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

or is it on a different channel now?

2006-10-20 18:58:38 · 9 answers · asked by terell o 1 in Television

2006-10-20 18:58:38 · 12 answers · asked by hAYA 1 in Other - Education

The thing is i have had this crush for over 2 yrs now i think about it.
The thing is that i never really noticed it till this year and this year is grade 12 for me and her too. So at the beginning i was thinking of asking her out to the grad dance.

HOWEVER..the problem is im afraid.
You see...im not really muscluar or a good talker
I get really nervous talking to girls..

Also im not sure if she like me or not..we are just ok friends like chat about stuff here and there.
Im afraid she has no feeling for me and ill make a fool of myself.

Recently, i was like the heck... so i made some changes to MSN saying how i love some girl and stuff like that

I dont know if this is the right thing to do..
im afriad...

Can anyone help me?

During this year its like almost everyday i keep thinking about her <_<

2006-10-20 18:58:37 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

When I apply the formula to other cells G2 changes to G3,G4,G5 I want to remain the same. How can I do this? Thank you

2006-10-20 18:58:17 · 5 answers · asked by christoforoschris 1 in Software

2006-10-20 18:58:11 · 3 answers · asked by Juan 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-10-20 18:58:06 · 8 answers · asked by sirsayer21 2 in Infectious Diseases

Does it block like porno commercials?

2006-10-20 18:58:04 · 9 answers · asked by Frank 2 in Software

I wonder what the people think. Which of the major companies: Sony, Microsoft, or Nintendo will lead in the video game race. Or more simply....whose console will be more popular? Will the Xbox 360's early start make Sony sweat before even getting off the starting line. Will the Wii's low price and more focus in gameplay give it the power to knock down the other superpowers. Or will the shiny, powerhouse in technology and overall 'horsepower' give sony what it needs to leave Mr. Gates and the creaters of the mighty mario brothers whining and trying to fix their A buttons.

2006-10-20 18:58:01 · 3 answers · asked by celticknight744 1 in Video & Online Games

well u kno i would like as many help as possible n if i could get out of dis drama thatd b awesome

2006-10-20 18:58:00 · 4 answers · asked by Jay r 1 in Other - News & Events

According to Shariat law what is the punishment for Afzal Guru. This person planned a attack on the Indian Parliament. 10 guards were killed in the attack and at the time there were 100 members of parliament present in the parliament house who potentially could have been killed but the attack was foiled. There are regular news reports that workers in the gulf have had a hand cut for an accident that a gulf native lost a hand, an eye gouged out for an eye etc etc. So is there any punishment for Afzal Guru according to Shariat or is it meant only for infidels?

2006-10-20 18:57:58 · 13 answers · asked by qwert7388 2 in Religion & Spirituality

like i have a 1.6ghz centrino duo.. and i tried playing battlefield 2142 but it wont work because i have a 1.6ghz processor but then i have a centrino duo as my processor and for the system requirements for battlefield 2142 is 1.7ghz for pentium 4.. like i heard that centrino is x2 clockwork or timeframe or whatever of pentium 4.. so my processor speed is actually 3.2ghz if it was to be converted to pentium 4 speed.. so i was wondering if it is true or not.. and if it is.. what could help me solve this problem?

2006-10-20 18:57:57 · 3 answers · asked by Andre F 1 in Video & Online Games

2006-10-20 18:57:56 · 7 answers · asked by shlomogon 4 in Singles & Dating

2006-10-20 18:57:56 · 6 answers · asked by ostrich 78 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-10-20 18:57:54 · 26 answers · asked by Hitesh 5 in Christmas

2006-10-20 18:57:54 · 10 answers · asked by TinyPuppyWuppy 3 in Religion & Spirituality

What should I do?

2006-10-20 18:57:49 · 7 answers · asked by ibid 3 in Psychology

2006-10-20 18:57:43 · 20 answers · asked by Oh Dee! 3 in Religion & Spirituality

I got me a better job, Better pay, better hours, what should I do?? Go crazy or just chill???

2006-10-20 18:57:36 · 7 answers · asked by TinyLOKSTER 2 in Other - Entertainment

would it make sense for atheist to might as well just believe in the existence of God? since if we all die and it turns out there is no God, then thats just it, the end of the road, no more thoughts or soul or afterlife, we are just that, dead and nothing more. But if atheist turn out to be wrong and there is God, and because he believed in God, then at least he has an afterlife, however that is taught how to be achieved by various religions.

I mean, an atheist wont lose anything by believing in the existence of God, since even if he is right that there is no God, in the end, thats just it, we are all dead. no heaven or hell.

any thoughts here?

2006-10-20 18:57:32 · 33 answers · asked by bernardmailman 1 in Philosophy

2006-10-20 18:57:29 · 2 answers · asked by raahul_raj 1 in Other - Diseases

My hair is:
- thick
- medium length
- frizzy
- wavy

I've got asian people hair[Duh, because I'm asian] I want to have straight hair. I don't like to straighten my hair with irons because they're a hassel and I don't have enough time to do that every morning before leaving for school.

What would be the best way to get it?

How much would as straightning perm cost at a regular salon?

2006-10-20 18:57:28 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair