A drunk man sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick. He smelled awful, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.
He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes, the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"
The priest replied, "My Son, it's caused by loose living; being with cheap, wicked women; too much alcohol; contempt for your fellow man; sleeping around with prostitutes; and lack of bathing."
The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be darned," then returned to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
2006-10-20 18:59:48 · 10 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
VERY GOOD !!
2006-10-20 19:39:57 · answer #1 · answered by stormyjoem 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
imagine for a second your arthritis thoroughly vanishing in the present day. If, in a second, your discomfort and stiffness melted away. And your joints straight away functioned like a properly-oiled gadget. Like a magic wand replaced into waived, you'd be ready to bounce up out of your chair and run around the room like a baby. and picture that you would not in any respect ought to wade through as a lot as a pinch of arthritis stiffness or discomfort ever back. i comprehend this sounds no longer conceivable in the present day, yet undergo with me, because now and again miracles ensue. It replaced right into a present from a woman on the different area of the international. From the kindness of her coronary heart, she took pity on my suffering and taught me a thanks to absolutely opposite my arthritis. as we talk, i opt to do a similar for you!
2016-12-05 01:43:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And who says the "Pope" is anything but a useless human like any of the rest of us?
2006-10-20 19:03:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Love it!
2006-10-20 19:02:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ummm lol not by me that funny
2006-10-23 14:40:17 · answer #5 · answered by burnt bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-10-20 19:02:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol ( even if you are crucified I'm not worshiping you or that other guy )
2006-10-20 19:02:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
heeheehee
2006-10-20 19:01:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well, it is funny, but you see, i am a Catholic.
2006-10-22 13:54:29 · answer #9 · answered by Inquirer 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was another good one. Thanks for sharing it.
2006-10-20 19:02:40 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋