All categories - 18 October 2006

I use to have feelings for this girl and we dated once but chose to just be friends after she told me that it felt a little weird and she doesnt really like me anymore. i was find with and even though it was hard i was able to move on. she is really boy crazy likeing a diffrent boy every other week but ive always noticed that she liked my bestfriend which kinda bothered me. I know my friend doesnt like her because he is gay but she told me she wishes he wasnt. hes always on chicks even though he likes guys so hes always all over her which the coulple of past days has been driving me crazy which it shouldnt because i dont really like her like i did. but its making me real angry. is that a bad thing? Im also angrey because every girl i have ever dated or been interested in have always fallen for him over me and it makes me pissed. I dont want to be angrey at my friend but the fact im angrey is making me realize im not truely over her which is a problem. What does anyone make of this.

2006-10-18 12:14:25 · 3 answers · asked by wat2do 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-10-18 12:14:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's>Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.And, next to them, a single red rose! ! Jack sits up and sees hisclothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at ! Him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging onthe corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... What happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.

Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"

His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"

Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38

Saying the right thing, at the right time . . PRICELESS

2006-10-18 12:14:19 · 39 answers · asked by L!LO 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Last 3 months, I did called to renew my SBC DSL Internet Service for 14.99 a month for one more year. The customer service guy did agree with me on this. He said "I'll add to you one more year for 14.99/month". I called twice to make sure that I heard him right. Recently, when I look at my bill, they charged me with 19.99/month. I can't believe it. I called back to SBC DSL to ask, they said: "Something has changed in our policy, and 19.99 is the best price that we can offer you (?)"

What should I do? Can I sue them?

2006-10-18 12:14:15 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Internet

Smells straight up like a urinal.

2006-10-18 12:14:15 · 15 answers · asked by USC Slut 1 in Other - Entertainment

underpaid or overpaid?

2006-10-18 12:14:13 · 14 answers · asked by evian 6 in Polls & Surveys

Everyone says its good to peirce a babys ear early like around 4-7 months so that way they cant mess with it. I want to wait til maybe 10-12 months. is that too long to wait?

2006-10-18 12:14:05 · 77 answers · asked by blackshoes 1 in Parenting

Please help as this is a big topic on the job. Thanks.

2006-10-18 12:14:03 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball

2006-10-18 12:13:56 · 1 answers · asked by biomom02 1 in Decorating & Remodeling

Im thinking about enrolling in a online university. I would like to know others thoughts, facts and/or opinoins upon the idea of getting your degree online.

2006-10-18 12:13:54 · 7 answers · asked by Brad F 1 in Higher Education (University +)

I HATE CHALKBOARD SCRAPERSSSSS

2006-10-18 12:13:52 · 13 answers · asked by Emma Megan 2 in Dancing

Besides, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, what else do you have?
I would really like to read what you have for this question.
Thanks and have fun.

2006-10-18 12:13:48 · 14 answers · asked by Sue Chef 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-18 12:13:47 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

and if you do, does it physically take a toll on that person?

2006-10-18 12:13:41 · 14 answers · asked by Midge 7 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-10-18 12:13:36 · 29 answers · asked by mattJ 3 in Singles & Dating

2006-10-18 12:13:30 · 6 answers · asked by LMBFAO! 1 in Religion & Spirituality

With this plan....1. One party government. 2.Straighten out the world. 3. Return to the constitution.

2006-10-18 12:13:14 · 12 answers · asked by L-Rob 3 in Politics

HELP! i have no idea whats happened except he was accused of stealing money i have read 1-4 if i dont get help im going to fail english!

2006-10-18 12:13:14 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

2006-10-18 12:13:07 · 4 answers · asked by MJ 1 in Special Education

i would never hurt my kids by using them to get back at their father my children come first he only wants to hurt me by takin them he n his girlfriend told my grand mother they didnt want no d*** kids so y take mine besides to hurt me all women aint b****** like a lot of u bitter divorced men think give some a chance to prove you wrong.......... I dont have a lawyer im doing this myself so all my time and money can go for bills needs and wants for my kids....... now what do you think my chances r?

2006-10-18 12:13:05 · 5 answers · asked by kim s 1 in Marriage & Divorce

i think there are two letters T (or a cross) and M and one of the hearts has a sword through it just wondering what it all means, and also the front part that says oh mary concieved without sin pray for us and thats all i can make out

2006-10-18 12:13:03 · 3 answers · asked by Mirislov 1 in Religion & Spirituality

okay, so there's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead that are hiking in the woods. the blonde needs to go to the bathroom and asks "well where am i supposed to go, its all disgusting!" The brunette and the redhead tell her she's gonna have to go by a tree, so the blonde puts down her stuff and walks off to far away tree. while she's gone, the brunette and redhead find a dead rabbit on the ground and decide it would be funny to skin it, and lay its guts all over the ground where the blonde was, so that she'd scream when she was done.

after they place the guts right behind the blonde, they sneak off behind a bush to wait until she screams. They waited for 40 whole minutes before she came back and when she did they said, "where were you???!!"

the blonde goes, "OMG! i pooped so hard, i pooped out my guts, but thanks to these 2 fingers and gods help, i got them back in safely!"

1 to10???

2006-10-18 12:13:02 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

out of these words which one is another word for clumsy/difficult and a person who is considered an expert? Inform, Broth, Warp, Awe, Portion, Soar, Catalog, Balk, Shaul, Applaud, Ordinary, Almanac, Pore, Warning, Absorb, Authoritiy, Scoff, Adore, Boardwalk, and Awkward. I've looked in the dictionary but i still cant find it..please help..

2006-10-18 12:12:54 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

I can't pay for the information, but his name is George Edward Goins, he is 50, DOB, 12-24-1955, lives presently either in League City, TX, or Houston TX. His girlfriend, either Nina Lawhon, or Nina Goins, can someone please help me, I need his address at least, if not his phone number as well.

2006-10-18 12:12:52 · 8 answers · asked by meg 1 in Family

2006-10-18 12:12:46 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Is it ok if I tell it from two points of views? Like first person and third person omniscient?

2006-10-18 12:12:45 · 3 answers · asked by K 3 in Words & Wordplay

I was on the college campus when this girl asked me how to get to some builidings ... I told her yeah its right there.....then she was like u dont have walk me all the way babe...i was like smiling .its alright im about to go....i was like so ur new here..she wa slike no i been to those buildings like 100times...but i dont remember...( what is that supposed to mean..not to be conceited....sounds like she really did know how to get there but idk ) ....she was like what classes r u taking ...and she said wait what teacher do u have for history i said rye and she said oh nvm i have some old guy with yellow teeth...then after that i just hurried up and went away from them idk what to do when a girl takes the inititative to get to know me i like get scared but when not im alright? well anyways either way i dont think girls will go out with a guy they just saw on campus? idk i find it kinda wierd shes like my age
it makes it more wierd that its only JUNIOR college where u dont ppl alot of p

2006-10-18 12:12:42 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I have a patch of skin on the right side of my right leg that is always dry and red even when I put on lotion. Help!!

2006-10-18 12:12:33 · 10 answers · asked by b_ballcutie4vr 3 in Other - Skin & Body

What did your insurance pay? I'm trying to figure out if I will have to pay for the whole procedure or if there is just a copay that I have to pay. I haven't met my deductible this year & my deductible is $1000!

2006-10-18 12:12:27 · 4 answers · asked by beachbum26 2 in Women's Health

Well I am not the only one I'm sure, but why do our legs go numb?

2006-10-18 12:12:16 · 8 answers · asked by HAPPY <3 2 in Other - Health