Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's>Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.And, next to them, a single red rose! ! Jack sits up and sees hisclothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at ! Him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging onthe corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... What happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.
Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"
His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"
Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time . . PRICELESS
2006-10-18 12:14:19 · 39 answers · asked by L!LO 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFl best joke of today! 10 points for u!
2006-10-18 12:23:27 · answer #1 · answered by AleOmar 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That beats MasterCard by a mile.
Great joke, very funny, and clean enough for family listening. That is a very rare combination.
A solid "thumbs up"
2006-10-18 12:20:18 · answer #2 · answered by gimpalomg 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before, but I still got a chuckle out of it. I think it is awesome. Thumbs up gal
2006-10-18 12:33:21 · answer #3 · answered by nevada nomad 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that joke was long, but the punch line was totally worth it. Very funny!
2006-10-18 12:55:58 · answer #4 · answered by Jake 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Glad I've finished reading it. Clever!
2006-10-18 12:24:03 · answer #5 · answered by Kayla B. 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was good sent this to the commercial poeple so you can see your story on TV
2006-10-18 12:38:49 · answer #6 · answered by Desi & Dani's Mommy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fun-e
2006-10-18 12:23:18 · answer #7 · answered by green_ballin_23 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
aww i think its just cuz im a lil romantic but this was sweet and funny
2006-10-18 12:16:49 · answer #8 · answered by t1ch1a 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I read two lines, that entitles me to two points.
2006-10-18 12:17:57 · answer #9 · answered by fat bob 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!!!!!
2006-10-18 17:15:12 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋