An 85 yr old man went to the doctor and was told he needed to bring back a sperm sample as part of his exam. So he took the jar home with him. He returned with the jar just as clean and empty as the day before. The doc said, what happened? He said, it's like this, first I tried with my right hand, nothing. Then my left nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right. She tried with her left. Nothing. She tried with her mouth. First with her teeth in, then with her teeth out. Still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the next door neighbor. She tried left hand, right hand, then an armpit. She even tried squeezing it between her knees but still nothing. The doctor was shocked. You asked your neighbor? The man replied, "yep. none of us could get the jar open."
2006-10-17
14:18:09
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