An 85 yr old man went to the doctor and was told he needed to bring back a sperm sample as part of his exam. So he took the jar home with him. He returned with the jar just as clean and empty as the day before. The doc said, what happened? He said, it's like this, first I tried with my right hand, nothing. Then my left nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right. She tried with her left. Nothing. She tried with her mouth. First with her teeth in, then with her teeth out. Still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the next door neighbor. She tried left hand, right hand, then an armpit. She even tried squeezing it between her knees but still nothing. The doctor was shocked. You asked your neighbor? The man replied, "yep. none of us could get the jar open."
2006-10-17 14:18:09 · 16 answers · asked by dianee 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!! O that's a good one! That dr sure wasn't thinking about the jar, now was he?
2006-10-17 17:45:55 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this before. But, still funny though.
2006-10-18 02:09:18 · answer #2 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny
2006-10-17 21:21:50 · answer #3 · answered by Emily 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one!
2006-10-17 22:39:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very clever.
2006-10-17 21:34:37 · answer #5 · answered by dogpye5 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2006-10-17 21:51:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that was a really good one!
2006-10-17 21:23:39 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... that was a realy good one
2006-10-17 21:32:03 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i love it
2006-10-17 21:23:12 · answer #9 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad at all
2006-10-17 22:15:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋