After having dozens of medical tests, the doctor tells Joe, "I'm so sorry, but, you only have 6 hours left to live". "SIX HOURS?!?", Joe wails, breaking down. When he finally composes himself, he goes home to break the terrible news to his wife. She, of course, collapses from the devasting news. They cry together....finally realizing that their time is ticking away. "What should we do?", she asks him. "I know - let's go and make the best love we have ever made in our entire marriage!", Joe suggests, and so, they proceed to do so. Exhausted, they fall asleep in each other's arms...Joe wakes up, and, realizing that time is ever shorter, starts to nibble on his wife's ear, and nuzzle her neck, hoping to arouse her for another go-round. She pushes him away. Shocked, he asks her, "How could you push me away at a time like this?!" She replies,
"I have to get up in the morning. You don't."
2006-10-15
16:39:46
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