All categories - 12 October 2006

my new bf is mexican and he says such beautiful things to me in english i would like to call him "MY MAN OF SWEET KISSES" but i want to say it in his language i have not learned enough yet to do this help me please and no one tell me something bad to say i would be very upset i care about him

2006-10-12 09:23:50 · 7 answers · asked by jusme 5 in Languages

2006-10-12 09:23:44 · 15 answers · asked by ast5792 1 in Politics

2006-10-12 09:23:42 · 21 answers · asked by Laith Attar 2 in Valentine's Day

2006-10-12 09:23:40 · 23 answers · asked by bennieboek 1 in Other - Politics & Government

A Women's Strategy for Going to the Bathroom:

1) Enter bathroom, and start checking each stall, but do NOT check the first one, first one is bad luck, even if tests prove that it's always the cleanest. Look to see what stall is the nicest looking, deciding only after checking every available stall.

2) Decide which is the cleanest stall, and try to get to it before that other biatch who entered when you did.

3) Mutter "Sluut" under breath, when she grabs the stall you wanted, and make a run for the one you wanted, or that skank who entered after you will get it.

4) Hang jacket and purse on hooks on door.

5) Take some toilet paper and wipe the seat, pretending you can wipe off all germs.

6) Line toilet seat with toilet paper! Germs are bad!

7) Start to take off all layers of required clothing, be sure nothing rests on the ground! Use all other hooks available if needed.

8) Sit down on toilet seat very lightly, as not to disturb layer of paper between you and the seat. Germs are bad!

9) Relax and let the flow go, but make sure your still sitting lightly, because the paper on the seat can't move, or you'll get germs!

10) Start to dispense the required amount of toilet paper from the roll. Fold into neat rectangle, and wipe all drips, very careful to not get germs from the seat!

11) Toss soiled toilet paper into toilet while standing up, watch out for the germs!

12) Start to put back on the 27 layers of clothing you were wearing, make sure it looks exactly like it did when you entered bathroom.

13) Put all toilet paper lining seat into toilet.

14) Flush.

15) Grab jacket and purse while unlocking door.

16) Walk to sink, and turn on tap.

17) Put hands under running water for at least 10 seconds.

18) Lather up with lots of soap, and be sure to get anywhere on hands that was exposed to germs!

19) Rinse soap off hands under water for another 10 seconds.

20) Look for paper towel, if there is none, mumble under breath, and stick hands under blow dryer for 4 minutes. NEVER WIPE HANDS ON CLOTHING! Make your move to counter/mirror section.

21) Put jacket to side, blocking that skaank who was trying to get your stall from coming next to you, and make sure your as far away as possible from that ***** who took your stall.

22) Scoff at the way the biatch who took your stall looks. Her make-up is all wrong!

23) Spread out contents of purse on counter.

24) Touch up already perfect make-up, for no reason, be sure to take at least 2 minutes doing this.

25) Organize objects when putting back in purse, a messy purse is bad!

26) Put on jacket, laugh to self at that skank who wanted your stall her clothes are gross.

27) Walk out of bathroom, tossing head at the skank who is still putting make-up on, and make sure you gasp when the biatch who took your stall scoffs at you.

28) Find boyfriend outside, wonder how he gets done so fast ... You were really quick this time!

2006-10-12 09:23:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

According to a news story, the black population, by 2050, will have only gone up by 1%. Hispanics will have gone up by nearly 20%. Will black people see that their allegience to the party of death, the democrat party, will ultimately lead to their extinction?

2006-10-12 09:23:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

why is it important to have a baby??is it a good experience ??/what are the ways we need to use to raise the baby in a good way??

2006-10-12 09:23:29 · 8 answers · asked by jouliette 1 in Quotations

western world africa is floating on a sea of oil what happens next

2006-10-12 09:23:28 · 16 answers · asked by joseph m 4 in Other - Politics & Government

What are we fighting for? What does it amount to?

2006-10-12 09:23:19 · 9 answers · asked by :o) 3 in Mental Health

I see a movie I want on TorrentSpy... Is the BitTorrent Client what I want for that particular site? For the TorrentSpy site? Or is there something else for the TorrentSpy site I am overlooking? Please help because this Torrent thing is confusing. Thanks.

2006-10-12 09:23:14 · 4 answers · asked by Red 2 in Internet

2006-10-12 09:23:11 · 5 answers · asked by deenie1951 2 in Cleaning & Laundry

whats the first signs of pregnancy??? how would you know if your pg
say, like if like two weeks. but im not late or any thing. my stomach hurts and my back does too.

2006-10-12 09:23:07 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

You can interpret this how you like....who likes to rock'n roll?......

2006-10-12 09:23:02 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

I used to sent a check to bank to pay my home mortgage week before my last day to make sure it will arrive on time but on the check I put the date with my almost last day that is due. I was fine since now this month I sent a check with a 10/13/06 on it but the bank took money on eleventh costing me a charges for not having enough money on my account to cash the check. When I went to the bank they told me I can't sent a check with late date on it and that they are allowed to cash the check whenever they receive it is it true? Can they cash it even that the date on the check is in couple days in advance and is it true that I can't sent checks with advance date on it.

2006-10-12 09:22:59 · 7 answers · asked by Aniol 1 in Personal Finance

If so, which is a better time to go:

sunset?

or at night, when the city is lit up?

2006-10-12 09:22:58 · 4 answers · asked by xsweethunni26x 2 in New York City

I just ordered all my food..has it worked for anyone?

2006-10-12 09:22:56 · 3 answers · asked by Amandy 4 in Other - Food & Drink

Just kidding. Everyone knows that God isn't real

2006-10-12 09:22:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Tom's 18( we worked 2gether 4 a couple of months as baggers at a grocery store, he knows I like him, he's never had a g/f before. he went away 2 college 2 hours away but will be back 4 winter break.he said we'd see each other.here's parts of our convo, do you think he likes me, and why do you think that?
I asked him if we could hang out on winter break told him I missed him a lot.he said sure, we shouldbe able to sometime with a big smiley face that makes me really happy;-) ya!
Tom :-D
ME: hahaha ur so kool
ME:and legal so that's good too lol
Tom: lol
Tom: indeed i am :-D
ME : hahaha:-P
ME:gotta love dat
Tom:lol
ME:whenever I talk to you I can't stop smiling; I'm such a dork, lol
Tom: lol
ME 8-)
ME:that's ms kool
Tom 8-)
ME: yep, I know ur kool, don't flaunt it LOL
Tom:lol
Tom: i can if i want
Tom: 8-)8-)8-)
ME:hahaha ya you know it
ME: :-P
then we laughed and I told him that he gets me dizzy(in a good way).btw I just turned 24.he's 18.

2006-10-12 09:22:53 · 17 answers · asked by dabluschmosprincess 1 in Singles & Dating

i think i've seen more racism on yahoo answers than i have EVER seen in my life. i think its because some people are anonymous and dont say this stuff in public but here they feel like they can. i think its pretty sad because think about you walking somewhere and people thinking really racist things about you. (and no this has nothing to do with the immgration thing) im just talking about racism. isnt it sad?

2006-10-12 09:22:52 · 16 answers · asked by Christina G. 3 in Polls & Surveys

What would be a good video camera to make movies like the ones on youtube? Not like extremely high quality, but not bad quality. I want it to between 100 and 200 dollars, but I can probably get a good deal on ebay. What I need to know is what is a good easy camera to use?

2006-10-12 09:22:49 · 6 answers · asked by sn1per0nther00f 3 in Camcorders

Well I'm asian and my girlfriend is black and my family won't stop harrassing me.When my dad first heard about it he beat me until i bleed then he kicked me out of the house.I know i should probably just forget about them, but i want them to understand that they can't stop me from loving her and that i want all of us to get along

2006-10-12 09:22:46 · 8 answers · asked by shiro yoshikomaru 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-10-12 09:22:42 · 15 answers · asked by me 5 in Immigration

just wondering what honestly was the reason?

2006-10-12 09:22:38 · 21 answers · asked by Venus 3 in Other - Family & Relationships

I bet my boss $1000 that I could get more myspace friends than him by the end of the month. Despite the fact that my page is totally l33t, I only have one friend (Tom). I don't even like Tom. How can I get a ton of MySpace friends so I can dip into my bosses swoll roll?

Oh, if you want to help:
http://www.myspace.com/mfletcherchristian

2006-10-12 09:22:34 · 12 answers · asked by mfletcherchristian 2 in Internet

2006-10-12 09:22:33 · 29 answers · asked by :o) 3 in Mental Health

2006-10-12 09:22:30 · 2 answers · asked by dmspartan2000 5 in Basketball

2006-10-12 09:22:28 · 36 answers · asked by drummer 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-10-12 09:22:25 · 9 answers · asked by wonderwoman 4 in Personal Finance

Are they charging way too much to advertisers?

2006-10-12 09:22:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Business & Finance

I was at a friend's house, and he and his wife were watching a show that had the 100 best duets of all time. I got sucked into watching, and it said that the #1 duet of all time was Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton's "Islands In The Sea." Surely this has to be incorrect. Does anyone else agree? What you are your suggetions for the #1 duet of all time?

2006-10-12 09:22:21 · 12 answers · asked by Xander 4 in Music