All categories - 12 October 2006

2006-10-12 10:40:45 · 15 answers · asked by True Rocker 2 in Polls & Surveys

It just started happening on its own!

2006-10-12 10:40:39 · 7 answers · asked by Isabella 5 in Software

A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.

They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real ***** tonight, Dave."

2006-10-12 10:40:29 · 16 answers · asked by boricua(787) 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-12 10:40:26 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-10-12 10:40:26 · 2 answers · asked by ? 2 in Psychology

i asked this one girl out by giving her a note after school and im goin to be embarest tommorow when i see her in school.wat should i do to keep myself from not being nervous.

2006-10-12 10:40:20 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

1: Find the lateral area of a rectangular prism 5 feet wide, 15 feet long, and 10 feet high.
2: Find the lateral area of a cube with each edge 3.4 inches.
3: Find the lateral area of a triangular prism 12.5 feet high and edges 3.4 feet, 4.5 feet, and 5.6 feet.
4 Find the lateral area of a cylinder with radius 4.7 inches and altitude 20.3 inches.
:5 Find the lateral area of a cone with radius 3 inches, altitude 4 inches, and slant height 5 inches.
6: Find the surface area of a baseball with diameter 3 inches
7: Find the volujme of a piece of lumber 4" x 6" x 24'.
8: Find the volume of a rectangular prism 8.5' X 13.6' X 9.5'.
9: Find the volume of a cylindrical can 2.5" in radius and 6" tall

2006-10-12 10:40:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

hey, does nay one kno where i can download full jmaes bond movies easily, without paying, any kind of fast programs other than kazza that i can use thnx

2006-10-12 10:40:04 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I have him on my injured reserve list (I am on ESPN). I also have DeAngelo Williams out & I wonder if I should move him into IR and drop Henry & then pick up another player from free agents?

2006-10-12 10:39:59 · 9 answers · asked by J.Z. 3 in Fantasy Sports

This is a straight forward question how do you know you are in love with someone, (What it feels like, the signs, etc..)

2006-10-12 10:39:51 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

It's like this he was a really good friend and i really liked him (more than a friend) i thought he liked me to but what he did was so wrong. Ok I was suppose to go to prom with another one of my guy friends and he got a girlfriend and said he could not go with me anymore, i felt bad but accepted it.Then this other friend came up to my laughing at me saying how i got dumped and all kind of sh**. He made me so mad . So the next day i told him to never speak to me again. We have not spoken since, I did not even hug him at our graduation. It has been 6 months and i am starting to miss him. Was I wrong?

2006-10-12 10:39:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

my wife had her interview on august 29th,2006, the consular told her it would need further review, as of this date we have not heard anything from embassy, can anyone advise what is going on we have tried to call embassy, but they say just to wait

2006-10-12 10:39:42 · 3 answers · asked by mikeball12001 1 in Immigration

Do What Jesus Did

or

What Would Jesus Do

2006-10-12 10:39:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-10-12 10:39:29 · 23 answers · asked by True Rocker 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-12 10:39:26 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Arts & Humanities

Looking for somewhere that I can wear up to a 4mm wetsuit

2006-10-12 10:39:21 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Swimming & Diving

im not even sure if thats what it is but i had sex with this guy at a party last week and theres little bumps down there should i tell him because im so pissed off

2006-10-12 10:39:21 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in STDs

if i curse him , will i go to heck?

2006-10-12 10:39:20 · 6 answers · asked by JUDAS PRIEST 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-10-12 10:39:17 · 1 answers · asked by Special K 1 in Careers & Employment

Is anyone as tired as I am of the media freenzy surounding the tragic accident in the NYC VFR corridor? The media types are looking for sinsationalizm and titilating news gossip. Debbie Hersman from the NTSB is doing a great job and sticking with the known facts. I certaintley hope there will not be a knee jerk reaction brought on by mis informed political powers and news media prattle.

2006-10-12 10:39:13 · 6 answers · asked by pecker_head_bill 4 in Aircraft

I am a college student that is looking for ideas for a multicultural research project to conduct in both Rome and Bejing, China. If I can come up with a good project, I might be able to get my trip to Rome and Bejing paid for. The project can be basically anything I want to research as long as it involves both cultures, since my school has campuses in both Italy and China. I'm wondering if anyone has any insight into contemporary issues facing both countries, in politics or religion or anything, I willing to research just about anything. Any suggestions would be appreciated.

2006-10-12 10:39:13 · 6 answers · asked by Alex G 1 in Rome

Not only does she have my car, but she's late picking me up. For every minute she's late, I should__________?

2006-10-12 10:39:10 · 8 answers · asked by The Iceman Cometh 6 in Polls & Surveys

I'm a Freshman Composition teacher, and am totally absorbed in grading (2 days already - and this is only the first draft). I need to know:

1. If you're a student - does it really make a difference how much/little I comment on in a paper?

2. If you're a teacher - what are some innovative time-saving methods to commenting on a paper?

2006-10-12 10:39:07 · 12 answers · asked by Red Sonja 2 in Higher Education (University +)

its eaither french or spanish.
i have been studying french for a while and i know a little bitta french words and sentances. and i know no spanish.
i dont know wich to choose. the french teacher next year is annoying stupid and boaring. and all my friends hate her and are not taking her class.
everyone is taking spanish. and i dont want to learn spanish but im just confused!!!
if you were in this situation which class would you choose?????

2006-10-12 10:39:06 · 16 answers · asked by [blahh] ™ 5 in Polls & Surveys

My St. Augustine grass has flourished all summer. In the last ten days my yard has developed large circular brown spots all over it. I water it a bit every day. It hasn't been cool enough for the yard to start dying yet; I live in Texas. Does anyone have any thoughts?

2006-10-12 10:39:05 · 8 answers · asked by Stephanie P 1 in Garden & Landscape

I was wondering who has older horses, as in 35 years or older. I have a horse named Blaze who is spoiled rotten and he is very well cared for. I just wanted to ask if anyone else had horses like him.

2006-10-12 10:39:01 · 5 answers · asked by Tosh 2 in Other - Pets

2006-10-12 10:39:00 · 14 answers · asked by joshua b 2 in Other - Beauty & Style

I didnt mean to, I told her friend that I didnt think she was pretty, and of course (being the way girls work) the friend told her. Now I find out that the girl I called ugly really liked me and now she hates me! I didnt mean to make her feel bad what should I do?

2006-10-12 10:39:00 · 22 answers · asked by sdmagphil 1 in Friends

2006-10-12 10:38:58 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help