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A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.

They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real ***** tonight, Dave."

2006-10-12 10:40:29 · 16 answers · asked by boricua(787) 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

Yeah its cute.
But Dave already told me that one at the strip joint.

2006-10-12 10:43:26 · answer #1 · answered by JusticeManEsq 5 · 0 0

Yeah this is a nice little joke... but Dave already told me this last sunday at the "Bowling Alley"

2006-10-12 17:49:20 · answer #2 · answered by starlight 3 · 0 0

Yeah, pretty funny.

But you wouldn't think the wife would be that mad if she was the kind of wife who takes her husband to a strip joint for his birthday.

2006-10-12 17:45:41 · answer #3 · answered by Erin 3 · 0 0

That's a good 1.

2006-10-12 17:43:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Moderately funny

2006-10-12 17:45:03 · answer #5 · answered by Mart 2 · 0 0

OH....
Looks like Dave is down on his luck!! :)

2006-10-12 17:45:25 · answer #6 · answered by Lindsey H 4 · 0 0

not bad got a good chuckle

2006-10-12 17:44:36 · answer #7 · answered by MaddDogg 2 · 0 0

yea its kwite funny

2006-10-12 17:49:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ive heard it before. its funny

2006-10-12 17:46:01 · answer #9 · answered by Kel Kel 5 · 0 0

heck yeah that was funny.. good job!

2006-10-12 17:45:51 · answer #10 · answered by krisbohanon 2 · 0 0

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