All categories - 29 September 2006

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY
handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend
you"

She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as am and have
been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about
everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find
offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be
single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says,"Yes, I'm single and
Catholic!

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker
blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," said the nun, "Why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm
married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a
Halloween party."

2006-09-29 18:10:40 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-29 18:10:38 · 21 answers · asked by lili 3 in Family

2006-09-29 18:10:30 · 2 answers · asked by benluen 1 in Movies

latly since i started taking antidepressants, i have been having vivid dreams that seem soooo real, sometimes i try to wake my self up, it's crazy i know i'm asleep and i know that i'm dreaming, sometimes i can even control my own dreams.
I think this is scary, have u ever had dreams like that?

2006-09-29 18:10:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

All of a sudden, it takes longer to copy when it was taking 5 to 7 minutes not it takes like an hour what is going on, PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-09-29 18:10:24 · 5 answers · asked by Mrs. J 3 in Computer Networking

If u dont know thats okay i just wanted ot know.

2006-09-29 18:10:23 · 4 answers · asked by i_eated_ur_cookie 2 in Painting

Was Bigfoot the King of Rock and Roll and Elvis a mythological creature or do I have that backwards? I'm trying to decide which one of them it is that's crapping in my yard and dumping my trash can. Thanks for your help!

2006-09-29 18:10:10 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

dS = Sqrt( (dx)2 + (dy)2 + (dz)2 + c(da)2 )
I just want to learn more about relativity, I love Physics!

2006-09-29 18:09:52 · 5 answers · asked by deutsch_rj 2 in Physics

too me water is like a drug.
its like i drink a cold cup of water then after 10 minutes i get very very thristy!!!!
so every day at nigh i keep drinking water..
if i dont drink water then i get thristy and my tongue feels like rough cotton and then when i drink my damn water my face gets all puffed up like i have gained 45 pounds..
is drinking water like that bad for my health?

(i usually drink with tea in it...i drink about 20 cups of water and half of them is tea..)

2006-09-29 18:09:50 · 11 answers · asked by Grack 5 in Women's Health

Does GMC/Chevy still make V-12 engines? Or somewhere arounda 702 C.I. engine? I found one question on here sayin' they made on sometime around the '60s or so. I'm planing on building a chevy 3500 dually from the ground up and thought I'd put a v-12 in it and add ton of after market parts on it to try and get around 1,000+ h.p. and be able to run racing fuel in it. Any help on websites that'll have a GMC/Chevy V-12 for sale (new engines) would be great.

2006-09-29 18:09:49 · 10 answers · asked by ffasheepdog 3 in Chevrolet

2006-09-29 18:09:39 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

well i feel very bored and pain in my head most of the time when i start studing.moreover i start thinking about my friends and what ever bad or good happened in my past!pls help me...

2006-09-29 18:09:27 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Teaching

2006-09-29 18:09:25 · 10 answers · asked by Sandi 2 in Fashion & Accessories

Also, what day will Destroy All Humans 2 realease?

2006-09-29 18:09:25 · 5 answers · asked by Scott K 2 in Television

2006-09-29 18:09:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Renting & Real Estate

Well I really enjoy time with this girl... Let's call her... Katherine. Well Katherine is a sweet girl and a good friend to me. I think about her day and night. I know I like her and I want to tell her alot. I try several times a day. In fact today during out only class together we moved seats and I sit next to her now. I'm not sure how to approch her or how to say it or even how to sum up the courage to talk to her much at all... So and advice?

2006-09-29 18:09:22 · 7 answers · asked by Mizukai 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-09-29 18:09:19 · 7 answers · asked by arockiasamy_l l 1 in Cricket

and if given the chance would play to a girl in public ?

2006-09-29 18:09:12 · 4 answers · asked by kid 1 in Music

Ba-da-ba-ba-ba-da-bum-bum- ba-ba-da-bum-bum-bum ba-da-ba-ba-ba-da-bum-bum-ba-ba-da-bum-bum-bum and it keeps kinda going like that its by some boy and it's not Blue!!!!

2006-09-29 18:09:11 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Adolescent

does any know where to get a crank reed organ
for sale

2006-09-29 18:09:06 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-29 18:09:04 · 13 answers · asked by Hasnain 2 in Corporations

What is it like?? I'm 12 and i like a guy but I tried to get him w/my bff and i started liking him... NOW WHAT?? The dance is on OCT. 19...... HELP

2006-09-29 18:09:02 · 15 answers · asked by Rammer 1 in Singles & Dating

i love it.

2006-09-29 18:09:00 · 8 answers · asked by conap31 2 in Movies

2006-09-29 18:08:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

TWO NUNS
There were two nuns...

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.....

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
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Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?!

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,

I'll pray for you!

2006-09-29 18:08:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-29 18:08:42 · 17 answers · asked by super girl 3 in Polls & Surveys

Like in 1984?

2006-09-29 18:08:37 · 15 answers · asked by John G 5 in Other - Politics & Government