A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY
handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend
you"
She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as am and have
been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about
everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find
offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be
single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says,"Yes, I'm single and
Catholic!
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker
blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, "Why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm
married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a
Halloween party."
2006-09-29 18:10:40 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow that's fuking awesome it is hilarious and it rocked lmfao:-))
2006-09-29 19:06:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nun walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a water.
the bartender obliges and goes about his business.
5 minutes later a 2nd nun walks in and orders a water,
the bartender is confused, but gives her the water and continues to serve others.
another 5 minutes go by and a 3rd nun walks up and orders a water. He gives her the water and not being able to hold his tongue any longer, he asks "ok, why would come into a bar and only order water?"
one of the nuns looks at him and replies, "Because we're ******* nuns you Asshole!"
2006-09-29 18:20:40 · answer #2 · answered by shadowcockindustries 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-15 09:00:26 · answer #3 · answered by ashworth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep, that's a goodie! LOL.
Have a great weekend!
2006-09-30 06:08:47 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it
2006-09-29 18:13:24 · answer #5 · answered by HiKo73 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, thats great, 10 /10
2006-09-30 01:25:09 · answer #6 · answered by Nyla 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
whats a nun?
2006-09-29 18:37:07 · answer #7 · answered by AvesPro 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
heard it (the dirtier version of this joke)
2006-09-29 18:14:12 · answer #8 · answered by ssuasw 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Read it recently.....still like it...
2006-09-29 19:49:13 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-09-29 19:11:37 · answer #10 · answered by SdM 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋