All categories - 28 September 2006

British Airways

"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to
welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London.
We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the
Atlantic."
"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft,
you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire.
"If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that
the port wing has fallen off."
"If you look down towards the Atlantic Ocean, you will see a little
yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you. That's me your
captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a
recorded message."

2006-09-28 00:24:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

If you need help just ask, I am a pro at it...

2006-09-28 00:23:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

in sex?

2006-09-28 00:23:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

?'s per week

2006-09-28 00:23:25 · 4 answers · asked by dude 5 in Homework Help

How would you think if a guy you liked, but didnt know really well waved to you in the hall. Also what would you think if you didnt like him?

2006-09-28 00:23:07 · 10 answers · asked by arrowhead116161 1 in Singles & Dating

every time i try to draw something it looks like a spider has dipped his bum in ink and gone for a walk across my paper.

2006-09-28 00:23:02 · 26 answers · asked by spens dad! 2 in Drawing & Illustration

♥

2006-09-28 00:22:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-28 00:22:44 · 9 answers · asked by scouse_182fan 2 in Music

I was told by a woman the other day that I should get some tablets called Witches Claws from the health shop.Because I am experiencing stiffness in my left thumb and am unable to grip properly without severe pain. I have osteoarthritis and am on medication,but this is doing nothing with regard to my hand.Anyone out there taken these tablets and had any satisfactory results?

2006-09-28 00:22:43 · 6 answers · asked by animalwatch 3 in Pain & Pain Management

Delta Airlines

At the airport for a trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding
announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address
system saying,
"We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570 will board
from Gate 41."
So my family picked up our luggage and carried it over to Gate 41.
Not ten minutes later the public address voice told us that Flight 570
would in fact be boarding from Gate 35. So again we gathered our
carry-on luggage and returned to the original gate.
Just as we were settling down, the public address voice spoke "Thank
You for participating in Delta's physical fitness program."

2006-09-28 00:22:41 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Im in sixth grade ( will be my first girl friend)
please answer will real answers (not ur to young to be on this site cuz im not)

2006-09-28 00:22:40 · 4 answers · asked by Crazed_Wrestler 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-09-28 00:22:32 · 9 answers · asked by donkey 1 in Government

I have heard that many firms around the world are engaging people for getting their old hand-drawn engineering drawings converted to AutoCAD files. I am a Mechanical Engineer by profession , am good at engineering design and drawing and am very much interested to do engneering design and drawing works at home by utilizing my spare time. So far I could not locate any firms hiring people for this type of work. How can I locate such firms?

2006-09-28 00:22:22 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Engineering

2006-09-28 00:22:22 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-09-28 00:22:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

i mean how to make him only thinking of u wanting to be with u mad for u?

2006-09-28 00:22:14 · 8 answers · asked by pimpinela 1 in Singles & Dating

Sister is in Love with some guy.
She is 18 years old & that guy is Definitely Not A Wise Person.
i didn't talked directly with my sister but i beat that guy & thought everything would be fine....But, Sister is getting more & more attracted towards him........as a brother WHAT SHOULD I DO?

2006-09-28 00:22:12 · 13 answers · asked by Peter_Jackson_Fan 4 in Family

Im looking for a way to get someones birthday. Is their a free website I can go to in order to get what im looking for thanks.

2006-09-28 00:22:07 · 4 answers · asked by Financial Guru 1 in Genealogy

2006-09-28 00:22:05 · 24 answers · asked by Tehbus 1 in Music

i know this isnt in the right category but i only go to this one.............. how many points do you need to get to lvl 2 3 4 5 6 and 7?

10 points for best answer

2006-09-28 00:21:52 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Wrestling

Roddy is hosting a live web chat on October 6th, 2006 to promote his new movie BLINDeye - go to http://www.blindeyemovie.com and register to get your chat password (it's free)

2006-09-28 00:21:46 · 5 answers · asked by blindeye 1 in Wrestling

i want the answer on my dress.

2006-09-28 00:21:45 · 17 answers · asked by sunny 1 in Fashion & Accessories

Should i have them removed, It always freaks out the ladies in those intimate moments. Why do I have 12 toes? Am I cursed? Who should I talk to about this to get rid of them. Please help this is bothering me!!!

2006-09-28 00:21:41 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

Ok can any basketball player actually [or even able to] stay airborne for 2.5 secs? Support you answer with calculations and evidence.[Hint: projectile motion]

2006-09-28 00:21:32 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)

please hurry with the answer its homework

2006-09-28 00:21:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Social Science

2006-09-28 00:21:21 · 9 answers · asked by lswalker 1 in Women's Health

It's Greater than God
More Evil than Devil
Rich people need it
Poor people have it.

What is it?

I don't know the answer, so I need help.
The clue is : You have to think like a kid to answer it.

2006-09-28 00:21:18 · 18 answers · asked by J 1 in Words & Wordplay

2006-09-28 00:21:18 · 6 answers · asked by smitty 7 in Baseball

2006-09-28 00:21:15 · 6 answers · asked by aeseto 1 in Friends