All categories - 28 September 2006

How does a bloke keep a woman screaming after climax.?
He wipes his willy on the curtains...

Why is it that a single woman dosent fart?
She dosent get an a$$hole till she gets married...

Female dwarf goes to the doctors sayiny her pu$$Y is sore...Doc looks and says "pass them scissors ," After snippin away for a few mins doc says is that better? Dwarf says "great what did you do? Doc says "just cut the top of your wellies"!!..

2006-09-28 00:17:02 · 27 answers · asked by marie c 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-28 00:16:57 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

can u count those according to
''Which one seems to u more confident with appearance and look when u first meet/see ? ''

2006-09-28 00:16:47 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

a trim , athletic puppet like me and a failed bloated 60`s film star like michael caine ?

2006-09-28 00:16:40 · 26 answers · asked by senoirpob 2 in Other - Entertainment

Do you like those 'games' where you are after a girl, she's playing hard to get, then the minute you turn your back to her she is after you and then playing hard to get again? I've heard a saying that the chase is better than the catch is this all part of it?

2006-09-28 00:16:26 · 29 answers · asked by little_friend 3 in Singles & Dating

I need to get some photos done im looking for a photographer maybe looking to improve his portfolio wants to do some TFP (time for photos) shoots???

Email me or answer me here Cheers (uk only)

2006-09-28 00:16:26 · 8 answers · asked by Jen 2 in Photography

After 10 years, my Maine Coon has finally gotten a few armpit knots going on and he's too old and cranky to let me take the time to get them out, so off to Dr. Bill we go today.

Sad to see our pets age, you know, he'll get me though for this...

2006-09-28 00:16:24 · 11 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Cats

2006-09-28 00:16:21 · 23 answers · asked by sunset_bridge 2 in Religion & Spirituality

I am 32 with a family and fulltime job, which i hold down well, I dont drink alcohol or do drugs, and i also have a degree in Engish Literature. But every time i see a cop i get a feeling of hate like he is taking away someones civil liberty's. I have never been in trouble with the police myself and neither have my children. it is puzzling me please help if you can.

Do policemen just patrol around looking for the smallest thing to get their arrest rate up?

Dont tell me no-one ever gets a good kicking in the cells when no-one is looking (even if he has been insulting?)

2006-09-28 00:16:16 · 24 answers · asked by spens dad! 2 in Law Enforcement & Police

Please tell me what is your favorite newspaper or magazine and why

2006-09-28 00:16:06 · 26 answers · asked by Banderasa 1 in Magazines

there are alot of fruits and vegtables that can be used as a natural medicine source; like strawberries; have natural leatril- natural cancer preventor

2006-09-28 00:16:02 · 9 answers · asked by Fredrick A. Simpkins 2 in Alternative Medicine

2006-09-28 00:15:44 · 27 answers · asked by darren e 1 in Personal Finance

how can i stop kids from seeing things they shouldnt

2006-09-28 00:15:35 · 8 answers · asked by shauk2005 1 in Security

2006-09-28 00:15:11 · 5 answers · asked by Gordon F 1 in Economics

2006-09-28 00:15:04 · 26 answers · asked by Jackson D 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

i really need some help its my first proper date on saturday and i have no idea what to expected! should i expect him to pay? please help me im only 15!

2006-09-28 00:15:03 · 15 answers · asked by raeanne2710 2 in Singles & Dating

Long story short - I met a man about a year ago (online) and we have been maintaining a long distance relationship since then (a very serious one).

We have been talking lately about me moving in with him. He lives 140 miles away from me. I have 2 girls, ages 15 and soon to be 18.

Taking my children with me is not an option, because of school and their friends...there's NO WAY they would want to go.

I don't want him moving here either, because he has a great job that I don't want him to give up (whereas my current job is not great at all).

I'm torn on what to do. He has said that he will wait for me as long as necessary, but I want to be with him on a full time basis as soon as possible.

And, my kids do have a father that they can live with.

I don't know if I can leave my kids behind like that. Has anyone ever been in a similair situation where you made something like this actually work?

2006-09-28 00:14:55 · 9 answers · asked by Joanne 3 in Other - Family & Relationships

I walk, actually.

2006-09-28 00:14:53 · 6 answers · asked by Kenya 1 in London

2006-09-28 00:14:50 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)

Did the boy in the frosties advert commit suicide? or is this an urban myth?

2006-09-28 00:14:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

♥

2006-09-28 00:14:15 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-28 00:14:13 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

In our late fifties with one son and two grandchildren.

2006-09-28 00:14:12 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

2006-09-28 00:14:00 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

That will add colour etc, be low maintenance and last all yr round? Oh and they have to be kid friendly!
When is the best time to plant them?

2006-09-28 00:13:58 · 5 answers · asked by sweetfemaleattitudeuk2076 2 in Garden & Landscape

2006-09-28 00:13:52 · 1 answers · asked by otorfagge 1 in Physics

I don't want to be a man or a woman and don't want to be a trasexual or anything like that. I want to have no legal gender is this possible?

2006-09-28 00:13:34 · 6 answers · asked by monkeymanelvis 7 in Other - Society & Culture

How does it work and what should I do for getting any similar job.
The thing is I have almost finished university,just last diploma work was left to write,but life could be difficult,so I left uni.Then I took a course in recordkeeping and finished it with good results.I have wide range of work experience and I do know languages.So I was wondering maybe I should do something at school.Actually,people,your suggestions.I know it`s quite personal,but still pls give me some advice.

THX.

2006-09-28 00:13:20 · 4 answers · asked by Agni R 2 in Teaching

as a compliment?

2006-09-28 00:13:15 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating