How does a bloke keep a woman screaming after climax.?
He wipes his willy on the curtains...
Why is it that a single woman dosent fart?
She dosent get an a$$hole till she gets married...
Female dwarf goes to the doctors sayiny her pu$$Y is sore...Doc looks and says "pass them scissors ," After snippin away for a few mins doc says is that better? Dwarf says "great what did you do? Doc says "just cut the top of your wellies"!!..
2006-09-28 00:17:02 · 27 answers · asked by marie c 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol very good
2006-09-28 00:19:36 · answer #1 · answered by mothertiggy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why are pubic hairs curly
well if they was straight they would poke your eyes out.
woman goes to the docs, yes madam what can i do for you well she says have you seen anything like this so she drops her jeans and the doc notices she has got 3 fannies one on each of her knees and one where it should be. oh I know what to do came the docs reply I will sew them up oh will that help me says the woman well the doc says it will stop you gettting fucked right left and centre.
2006-09-28 08:25:05 · answer #2 · answered by KEVIN H 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4/10 but I got 2 point for this!
2006-09-28 08:32:22 · answer #3 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dwarfs boots too long, brusin the bush. LOL
2006-09-28 13:56:46 · answer #4 · answered by tangie1247 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
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2006-09-28 10:38:07 · answer #5 · answered by Joe King 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lady goes on vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets with a black man and after a night of passionate lovemaking, she asks him "What is your name?"
"I can"t tell you," the black man says.
Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is and he always responds the same, he can't tell her.
On her last night there she asks again, "Can you please tell me your name?"
"I can't tell you my name because you will laugh at me." Said the black man.
"There is no reason for me to laugh at you," the lady says.
"Fine, my name is Snow!" the black man replies, the lady bursts into laughter, and the black man gets mad and says "I knew you would make fun of it." The lady replied, "I'm not making fun of your name. I'm thinking of my husband who won't believe me when I tell him that I had 10 inches of Snow everyday in Jamaica!"
2006-09-28 08:26:20 · answer #6 · answered by Miss Sunshine 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool man
tanx 4 d laughs
2006-09-28 07:25:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
Here's one that I have known for years:
Wife to man: "I think my dog is getting old and becoming hard of hearing"
Man: I will test him. "OK Rover, now sit"
Wife: "Don't worry, dear, I'll clean it up!"
2006-10-02 06:21:14 · answer #8 · answered by Phil P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Groan.
2006-09-28 07:28:48 · answer #9 · answered by Rich S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what are 2 irish queers called??
Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.. haha
2006-09-28 09:08:35 · answer #10 · answered by jemz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how does a woman hold her licar?buy the ears
2006-09-28 07:29:04 · answer #11 · answered by martin r 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋