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Bathroom sinks are notoriously untrustworthy. Everybody knows kitchen sinks give better advice.

2006-09-28 00:18:00 · answer #1 · answered by sueflower 6 · 3 0

My experience proves that the only situation when you shouldn't listen to the sink voices is when they are talking about sharp objects and your family/neighbors. Those advices always seem to bo wrong and legally prosecutable! About anything else, I would always go with the sinks opinion - God knows it's got more info than me!

2006-09-28 00:31:30 · answer #2 · answered by Uros I 4 · 0 0

The bathroom sink is both a very intelligent part of the bathroom,and never complains when left with excess pubic hair. If you ask me you should say Afghanistan here I come.

2006-09-28 00:27:41 · answer #3 · answered by michael w 1 · 1 0

This is a joke question, but no you don't need to join the Army. The military has enough problems as is.

2006-09-28 01:33:31 · answer #4 · answered by granny 2 · 0 0

This is a tough one, well if you join the army, you might die.But if you don't, you'll hear it forever.

1.If you live by yourself,or live with a wife/husband, move.
2.It must be Pier presser, if someone else is telling you to join the army, or if you want to join the army then,do it.

2006-09-28 00:27:29 · answer #5 · answered by remix456123 2 · 0 1

If your hearing voices in the bathroom STOP FARTING!! But yes if you think you can handle the military. JOIN!! I have been in the army for 4 yrs and you can see the dr in the army if u still have those voices.

2006-09-28 00:17:42 · answer #6 · answered by momo 2 · 0 2

You nuts? The Army is all wrong for you. You want the Marines. Run, don't walk, to the nearest recruiter and tell the man you want Marine Recon.

2006-09-28 00:23:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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2006-09-28 02:17:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think you need to join a shrink or call a plumber
you go into the army talking like that and you may get your **** kicked

2006-09-28 00:23:08 · answer #9 · answered by Laura R 2 · 0 1

Lol. If your SINK is telling you to enlist, it's probably a bad idea. If you're going to risk your *** for your country you better have a better reason than "the plumbing made me do it."

2006-09-28 08:47:24 · answer #10 · answered by desiderio 5 · 0 0

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