British Airways
"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to
welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London.
We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the
Atlantic."
"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft,
you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire.
"If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that
the port wing has fallen off."
"If you look down towards the Atlantic Ocean, you will see a little
yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you. That's me your
captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a
recorded message."
2006-09-28 00:24:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh god - LOL
2006-09-28 00:31:05 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
looks like all ur passengers are really very unlucky to have borded ur flight.
lets see how much u like my flight...
A plane takes off from New York's Kennedy airport.After it reaches a cruising altitude capt Sparks makes an announcement over the intercom.
'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to flight 293,'he says. 'the weather ahead looks clear, so sit back and relax and - OH MY GOD!'
The intercom falls silent.
A minute later capt sparks comes back on the intercom.'I'm so sorry for scaring you earlier,'he says.'But while i was talking a flight attendant spilled a boiling cup of coffee on my lap.You should see the front of my pants!'
'Thats nothing,' a passenger at the rear shouted.'You should see the back of mine.!
2006-09-28 07:50:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow!!!
Real Funny!!!!!!!!!
Could have added "Happy Flying and safe landing"
2006-09-28 08:02:58 · answer #3 · answered by Cindy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's great but su*ks to be aboard that flight!
2006-09-28 07:33:15 · answer #4 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooh!! LOL. LOL.
2006-09-28 14:47:12 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋