All categories - 28 September 2006

I have gobs of stuffed penguins, some teddy bears, and a few dogs and cats, and 1 walrus.

2006-09-28 03:31:26 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Home & Garden

Money
After a long two-week criminal trial in a high profile bank robbery case,
the jury finally ended its 14 hours of deliberations and entered the
courtroom
to deliver its verdict to the judge. The judge turns to the jury
foreman and asks,

"Has the jury reached a verdict in this case?"

"Yes, your honor," the foreman responded.

"Would you please pass it to me,"

The judge declared, as he motioned for the bailiff to retrieve the
verdict slip from the foreman and deliver it to him.

After the judge reads the verdict himself, he delivers the verdict
slip back to his bailiff to be returned to the foreman and instructs
the foreman,

"Please read your verdict to the court."

"We find the defendant NOT GUILTY of all four counts of bank
robbery," stated the foreman.

The family and friends of the defendant jump for joy at the sound of
the "not guilty" verdict and hug each other as they shout expressions
of divine gratitude. The defendant's attorney turns to his client and
asks,

"So, what do you think about that?"

The defendant looks around the courtroom slowly with a bewildered
look on his face and then turns to his defense attorney and says,

"I'm real confused here. Does this mean that I have to return the
money?"

2006-09-28 03:31:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

2006-09-28 03:31:16 · 6 answers · asked by godsgrandad 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I didnt get in an accident or anything, I just got pulled over, 1st time. I have insurance now, but some idiot told me I can get 60 days in jail, is that true?

2006-09-28 03:31:16 · 15 answers · asked by katie-bug 5 in Insurance & Registration

2006-09-28 03:31:14 · 15 answers · asked by havingfun 4 in Cancer

2006-09-28 03:31:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Qutoing: {...former 9-11 Commission member Richard Ben-Veniste...had "specifically asked President Bush about efforts after he was inaugurated on January 20, 2001, until 9-11, eight months later, what he and his administration were doing to kill bin Laden." According to Ben-Veniste, "one of the questions ... I specifically had, was why President Bush did not respond to the Cole attack. And what he told me was that he did not want to launch a cruise-missile attack against bin Laden for fear of missing him." }
"Media largely ignored substance of Clinton's criticism of Bush anti-terror efforts"
http://mediamatters.org/items/200609270001

George W. Bush would make one incompetent bodyguard- as we've learned all to painfully.

If President Bush had been a football player rather than a cheerleader, he'd be like a football player who is afraid to catch the ball for fear of missing it. His team would therefore always lose the game!

2006-09-28 03:31:11 · 15 answers · asked by ideogenetic 7 in Politics

2006-09-28 03:31:08 · 12 answers · asked by breezyface 1 in Earth Sciences & Geology

I'm a bridesmaid in my best friend's wedding, its coming up in about 2 weeks. I don't know if since I'm in the wedding, I'm still supposed to buy her a gift at the wedding since I've gotten her things from her registry for her previous parties. My mom told me no, that my being in the wedding is my gift to her but I don't know what the proper etiquette is...can someone help me? I appreciate your answers :)

2006-09-28 03:31:02 · 46 answers · asked by Katy 3 in Weddings

I have gestational diabetes and my sugar level has been high,so my dr wants me to fax her in what its been. Does anyone know if there is any time of chart or anything online you can print so I can have these writen out on an actual chart other than just writing them on paper..? Any sites with the charts I can print out or anything?

2006-09-28 03:30:59 · 7 answers · asked by father on his own 2 in Pregnancy

Last night being 9/27/06. I totally missed it!!!!!!!

2006-09-28 03:30:56 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I'm kind of a cross between Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp.

2006-09-28 03:30:52 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Roman Catholic , Protestantism or born again. ?
when will the god come to rescue me?

2006-09-28 03:30:49 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-09-28 03:30:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

these are banned books:
"Harry Potter" (Series) (J.K. Rowling)
"To Kill a Mockingbird" (Harper Lee)
"The Color Purple" (Alice Walker)
"The Outsiders" (S.E. Hinton)
"Lord of the Flies" (William Golding)
"Of Mice and Men" (John Steinbeck)
"Goosebumps" (Series) (R.L. Stine)
"How to Eat Fried Worms" (Thomas Rockwell)
"The Catcher in the Rye" (J.D. Salinger)
"The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" (Mark Twain)
"The Giver" (Lois Lowry)
"Brave New World" (Aldous Huxley)
"The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" (Mark Twain)
"Captain Underpants" (Dav Pilkey)
"The Anarchist Cookbook" (William Powell)
"Carrie" (Stephen King)
"Flowers for Algernon" (Daniel Keyes)
"The Dead Zone" (Stephen King)
"I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings" (Maya Angelou)
"Go Ask Alice" (anonymous)
"American Psycho" (Bret Easton Ellis)
"The Chocolate War" (Robert Cormier)
"James and the Giant Peach" (Roald Dahl)
"The Pigman" (Paul Zindel)
"A Wrinkle in Time" (Madeleine L'Engle)

2006-09-28 03:30:48 · 13 answers · asked by Rez 5 in Current Events

What do you think? Bush wants to cut gas usage in US, how could this be done?

2006-09-28 03:30:43 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-28 03:30:29 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

My guest of honor is Gigi Buffon!
How do I decorate?
What do I serve?
What music do I play...etc????
Everyone is invited..who would you bring?
All ideas are welcome....

2006-09-28 03:30:27 · 12 answers · asked by Juventina 6 in FIFA World Cup (TM)

2006-09-28 03:30:24 · 6 answers · asked by j 1 in Other - Home & Garden

2006-09-28 03:30:08 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

Tab and chords everywhere. What am I missing?

2006-09-28 03:30:00 · 3 answers · asked by sweet pea 3 in Music

We dated a year and half, I cant lose this one I know she still love s me

2006-09-28 03:29:55 · 10 answers · asked by DustinHastings 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

okay im way way behind in school i basically took a year off last year and im trying to turn in 55 assignments this week and i have turned in about 12 now i still need to turn in alot more and i was wondering how do i do that many befor saturday morning and i have chores and alot more to do but i dont kno how im gonna pull this off and i dont understand alot of the work...ive talked to the teachers and they have given me breaks on this but how do i keep everyone happy in this!?!

2006-09-28 03:29:53 · 5 answers · asked by kill_me_not_realli_2009 2 in Other - Education

2006-09-28 03:29:48 · 3 answers · asked by scosmo2 1 in Vegetarian & Vegan

i was flipping channels and i saw that guy from growing pains preaching and i thought it was funny and then he said christians cant lie or shouldnt tell lies so i wonder if a christian tells his kid that the easter bunny will bring him jelly beans or santa is coming down the chimney does that make the christian a liar? cause neither santa or the easter bunny exist and they dont give out goodies to children or do christians not believe that stuff because to me religious people are prone to fantasy so why not believe in that stuff too

2006-09-28 03:29:46 · 12 answers · asked by r t 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Can you bake cookies on a greased pan instead?

2006-09-28 03:29:40 · 6 answers · asked by Irouli 2 in Cooking & Recipes

I'm curious to see whether everyone went for the traditional jobs associated with English or steered right off, as I've got no clue what I want to do (apart from the area) and am in my second year.

2006-09-28 03:29:33 · 7 answers · asked by ??? 2 in Higher Education (University +)

If not,,,,,,Then what is the difference?.....Please help as i cant taste the difference...thank.........David

2006-09-28 03:29:26 · 6 answers · asked by 3azaburd 1 in Other - Food & Drink

2006-09-28 03:29:25 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home Schooling

i'm more addicted to ebay than this...buying, selling...anyone else have this prob?

2006-09-28 03:29:25 · 8 answers · asked by wonderwoman 4 in Internet