Money
After a long two-week criminal trial in a high profile bank robbery case,
the jury finally ended its 14 hours of deliberations and entered the
courtroom
to deliver its verdict to the judge. The judge turns to the jury
foreman and asks,
"Has the jury reached a verdict in this case?"
"Yes, your honor," the foreman responded.
"Would you please pass it to me,"
The judge declared, as he motioned for the bailiff to retrieve the
verdict slip from the foreman and deliver it to him.
After the judge reads the verdict himself, he delivers the verdict
slip back to his bailiff to be returned to the foreman and instructs
the foreman,
"Please read your verdict to the court."
"We find the defendant NOT GUILTY of all four counts of bank
robbery," stated the foreman.
The family and friends of the defendant jump for joy at the sound of
the "not guilty" verdict and hug each other as they shout expressions
of divine gratitude. The defendant's attorney turns to his client and
asks,
"So, what do you think about that?"
The defendant looks around the courtroom slowly with a bewildered
look on his face and then turns to his defense attorney and says,
"I'm real confused here. Does this mean that I have to return the
money?"
2006-09-28 03:31:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
Speeding. I dont know many people who haven't been convicted of at least some small offense.
2006-09-28 03:42:36 · answer #1 · answered by Joel D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why is your name Z?
2006-09-28 03:38:48 · answer #2 · answered by Japan_is_home 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no way!!! i have not been convicted yet.... the county is making me responsible for what someone else did and they know this guy did it and they dismissed his case. it's scarey because the judge and prosecution have lied, threatened me, and know they are going to send an innocent person to prison(that be me). i have no prior criminal record i have had my job as a nurse for 5 years, and even with this mess i have kept my job and managed to have some stability as far as holding my life together. they need someone to pay for the damages they created. what they have done to me and my children is criminal. and now a man who robbed a bank is free. my theory on the judical system is proving to be right, they are letting the known and henius criminals walk the streets to keep victimizing innocent people and putting innocent people in prison. how criminal is that. the system let me and my children down. they didn't protect us from this man they incriminated us. my children are not gonna have their mom. they act like they're saving my kids and they are destroying their lives. my kids need me and they act like i am a criminal. how do they live with themselves? i don't understand.
2006-09-28 18:12:09 · answer #3 · answered by nellie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-25 00:28:47 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
clearly an intelligent joke, there always better then the disgusting ones. keep them coming.
2006-09-28 03:42:04 · answer #5 · answered by Now and Again 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh I thought there was a question here.
2006-09-28 03:36:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but its probably happened before,not funny
2006-09-28 23:14:31 · answer #7 · answered by amber e 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny joke!
2006-09-28 03:34:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, as the lawyer took it all!
2006-09-28 03:33:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no way! i have never been convicted of a felony
2006-09-28 04:21:29 · answer #10 · answered by Starlesha23 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋