All categories - 16 September 2006

2006-09-16 00:38:47 · 43 answers · asked by noy k 1 in Trivia

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.”

“You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine,” retorted the lady indignantly. “In this country . . .we don’t speak aloud in public places about our sex lives . . ”

“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man. “Who talkin’ abouta sex?

I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spell ‘Mississippi’.”

2006-09-16 00:38:36 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I don't really know the lyrics but it goes something like this
in the moon if you .......
for the man...
wheel turning round and round...
you go black jack do it again...(?)

2006-09-16 00:38:33 · 11 answers · asked by muchthirteen 1 in Music

i'm trying to give catchy labels to them, any suggestions? be creative. its will be interesting.
- peacemaker
- bible thumpers
- Skewed intellectuals
- trollers

2006-09-16 00:38:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-09-16 00:38:06 · 4 answers · asked by jules 2 in Other - Pets

2006-09-16 00:37:52 · 17 answers · asked by Jules 1 in Personal Finance

2006-09-16 00:37:50 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

what can i buy in that budget

2006-09-16 00:37:46 · 18 answers · asked by summer 1 in Family

2006-09-16 00:37:38 · 10 answers · asked by Celebrity girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

Do you know where i should look for?

2006-09-16 00:37:33 · 2 answers · asked by Claudio F 1 in Insurance & Registration

2006-09-16 00:37:26 · 19 answers · asked by nachomanhulk 1 in Philosophy

Aren't Muslims around the world simply taking every opportunity they can to attack other Religions like Christianity?
Aren't Muslims proving themselves to be a constant threat to the rest of the world simply by their using every opportunity to raise their voices and fists against it.
Aren't they out of control?

Was the Pope's quoting of 14th-century Byzantine emperor Manuel II Paleologus's remarks of "'Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached.'" taken out of context and is now going to be used as a tool to bring their anger down upon the Church?
What do you think?

2006-09-16 00:37:20 · 15 answers · asked by GeneL 7 in Current Events

after putting on a pad for about 4 days she starts feeling like she want to scratch her private area especially at the lips of her vagina. she is afraid of telling mum hence can't go to the doctor but she is too worried about the problem

2006-09-16 00:37:07 · 13 answers · asked by Carolyne O 1 in Infectious Diseases

2006-09-16 00:37:01 · 15 answers · asked by mary 1 in Celebrities

2006-09-16 00:36:57 · 17 answers · asked by gymfreak 2 in Polls & Surveys

Why is this better than setting the minimum to zero or one & allow the usage to be whatever is needed up to the maximum?

2006-09-16 00:36:50 · 5 answers · asked by joe b 3 in Other - Computers

He pee in his pants yesterday in class because he didn't want to ask the teacher if he can go to the bathroom. He is very shy and then on the bus there is another kindergartner that bulley's him. My son is the sweetest person you can every meet. This other kid is tearing his pictures that my son drew and physicaly hurting him. He pulls my sons fingers back and slaps him. My sons mom has already told the bus driver about this and nothing has changed. We cant find out where this kid lives so cant tell the parents what is happening. So what do we do to get this kid to stop picking on him and how to get my kid to speak up when he has to go pee? I feel so bad for him because he just loves everyone.

2006-09-16 00:36:45 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Grade-Schooler

it wont connect to any web pages, it just stays blank and in the bottom left says lookin up.................what ever site im trying to access. i have uninstalled and reinstlled but it just does the same. if i look for updates it just keeps looking and nothing happens.
im am using internet explorer to post this but that means i cant use my firefox extensions......please someone help

2006-09-16 00:36:34 · 8 answers · asked by can0nbal 1 in Internet

2006-09-16 00:36:33 · 32 answers · asked by jules 2 in Psychology

I need to wire an extension for my ariel but it keeps being "wonky" what is the best way to do it

2006-09-16 00:36:02 · 2 answers · asked by bionik_sonik 1 in Add-ons

i want to find my friend's question is it possible to find it by his name?

2006-09-16 00:35:47 · 1 answers · asked by N0t Known Never Ever 2 in Internet

do you think Bush when he said to the whole world"if you're not with us does it mean that you're against us" can we call this patriotism a radical Bushisim?

2006-09-16 00:35:46 · 7 answers · asked by Moe M 3 in Other - Politics & Government

2006-09-16 00:35:41 · 21 answers · asked by summer 1 in Marriage & Divorce

she is in normal condition and has normal health.she has crossed teen age..sometimes when she speaks it doesnt make sense. mostly she avoids speaking with others as they may laugh at her. her problem is if she start a sentence she doesnt know to continue that sentence or if she does that she doesnt know to finish that sentence in tamil.ofcourse she can speak in tamil but sometimes bluntly she finishes a sentence..ofcourse she can very well understand,read write tamil .precisely telling she wont have clarity in her conversation.what is the reason for this can any pschycologists or whoever know the reason and solution for this tell me?

2006-09-16 00:35:40 · 8 answers · asked by bulabak b 1 in Other - Arts & Humanities

fallen angels

2006-09-16 00:35:32 · 5 answers · asked by dconstruct1 1 in Higher Education (University +)

How to get crispy,non oily,tasty potato chips?

2006-09-16 00:35:15 · 16 answers · asked by aruna rk 1 in Ethnic Cuisine

I'll be at home. Is this a invitation? I never know if he really wants to see me or not. Is it possiable that he is just shy and doesn't know how to express himself or what?

2006-09-16 00:35:15 · 8 answers · asked by Sasha 3 in Singles & Dating

Please Answer.
I'm a huge fan of Final Destination, I was so sad when the 3rd one went out and the rumors of that being the last..could someone please help me to see if there is gonna be a Final Destination 4??
Thanx :P

2006-09-16 00:35:14 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-09-16 00:35:04 · 6 answers · asked by Sadaf M 1 in Economics

2006-09-16 00:35:02 · 5 answers · asked by amiilee28 1 in Do It Yourself (DIY)