A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.”
“You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine,” retorted the lady indignantly. “In this country . . .we don’t speak aloud in public places about our sex lives . . ”
“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man. “Who talkin’ abouta sex?
I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spell ‘Mississippi’.”
2006-09-16 00:38:36 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaahahahahahahah.....
Great- nice brain, man!!!!!!
REallllly fuuuuunnnnnnnnyyyyyy!!!!!!
:)
2006-09-16 04:33:10 · answer #1 · answered by Scoob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's a good one. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh.
Have a great weekend!
2006-09-16 09:31:16 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HI,Blue desert. I am princess. Plzz tell the answer of my qn.
2006-09-17 00:04:39 · answer #3 · answered by gul_m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that one was really nice! i hadn't heard that one b4 and did make me smile if not laugh! i was in a real bad mood and it kinda lifted my spirits! thanx a ton for that!
2006-09-16 11:33:43 · answer #4 · answered by poppadum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have seen this in a mauritian magazine called "SCOPE"
i don't know who have taken the idea of his friend
anyway, it's a nice joke
2006-09-16 08:43:41 · answer #5 · answered by NayaMee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAAAAAAAHAAA Thats Funny...LOL
Thanx!
2006-09-16 07:44:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep another oldie but a goodie â¥
2006-09-16 09:34:44 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wont need to spell mississippi but thanx anyway...
funny
2006-09-16 07:52:36 · answer #8 · answered by Depy greece!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
real cute!
from a half italian girl
2006-09-16 07:42:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the first joke of the day for me and lo........it turned out to be good and very good........hahahahaha.......
2006-09-16 08:07:00 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard it before, really funny
2006-09-16 07:41:09 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋