After the massacre at little big horn, Gen. Custers father wanted something to memorialize him. so he decided to have a portrait painted of his brave son.
He spent months looking for just the right artist to capture his son's last thoughts. after a few months he returned to artists home
and was happy to find the artist was satisfied that he had caputured the moment, the artist led the father into another room.. There on the wall was a huge mural, it showed a beautiful valley surrounded by hills,, the sun shown brightly down into the valley, and standing on the hills were cows, and all of the cows had halo's above their heads, and on ther valley floor there hundreds of Indians that looked like they were having sex, the father said "What is this about"?.. and the artist said: I figured when he came over the hill . he said "Holy cow, look at all those f**king Indians. "
2006-09-13
17:40:58
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