After the massacre at little big horn, Gen. Custers father wanted something to memorialize him. so he decided to have a portrait painted of his brave son.
He spent months looking for just the right artist to capture his son's last thoughts. after a few months he returned to artists home
and was happy to find the artist was satisfied that he had caputured the moment, the artist led the father into another room.. There on the wall was a huge mural, it showed a beautiful valley surrounded by hills,, the sun shown brightly down into the valley, and standing on the hills were cows, and all of the cows had halo's above their heads, and on ther valley floor there hundreds of Indians that looked like they were having sex, the father said "What is this about"?.. and the artist said: I figured when he came over the hill . he said "Holy cow, look at all those f**king Indians. "
2006-09-13 17:40:58 · 9 answers · asked by mark m 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROTFLMAO...that's a good one...........
2006-09-13 17:42:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of the two Englishmen visiting the states and stopping off for a beer
One says: "American beer is like making love in a canoe."
The second asks: "Why?"
The first replies: "It's fxxxing close to water!"
2006-09-13 17:47:18 · answer #2 · answered by YahooGuru2u 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh, Laud!! LOL. I agree with Dukalink! Bad, bad, bad, but oh, so funny!
Thank you for the laughs.
Have a great evening!
2006-09-14 10:11:10 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
boy I wish I had a rewind button on my life
2006-09-13 17:42:55 · answer #4 · answered by Ynot me 2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is sooooooooooooooooooo bad.
2006-09-13 17:42:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha,very funny
2006-09-13 18:57:00 · answer #6 · answered by willis_is_40 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very bad
2006-09-13 17:47:41 · answer #7 · answered by yasmin k 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's funny!!!!
2006-09-13 17:50:48 · answer #8 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats bad!
2006-09-13 18:54:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋