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A blonde ordered a pizza

and the clerk asked if he

should cut it

in six or twelve pieces.

"Six, please.

I could never eat twelve pieces."

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The teacher took the pupils to the local cemetery and ask them to count the tombstones. Then the she said "how many dead people are here?" one little girl raised her hand and proudly said "all of them".

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"It is clear that you haven't studied you history" said the teacher and the student said "well my dad says the world changes everyday so I decided to wait till it settles down".

2006-09-11 22:31:28 · 19 answers · asked by gogobanca 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I am going to london at the end of the month to see phantom of the opera.Hotel,theatre tickets and train tickets are paid for,but how much money do you reckon i will need to take for a meal and a few drinks after the show and taxis?

2006-09-11 22:31:20 · 7 answers · asked by yorkshiregirl0611 1 in London

this question is just for you seraph.
anyone else please feel free to chip in.

2006-09-11 22:31:13 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons.

"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."

The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals, unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer.

2006-09-11 22:31:12 · 12 answers · asked by heatherlynnmorrow 5 in Jokes & Riddles

When few Muslims do something wrong all Muslims and Islam will be accused, but when some Christians do horrible crimes and terrorism (see the link) no body blames Christianity, is this fair?

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This is what Ms. Albright (ex secretary of states) said when asked if the death of a half million Iraqi children is "worth it", replies: "I think this is a very hard choice, but the price--we think the price is worth it”. The massacre of innocent civilians does not ever seem to me to be worth it. What do you think of this mass terrorism and murder?

2006-09-11 22:30:59 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-09-11 22:30:50 · 7 answers · asked by bhgyth 2 in Friends

I was thinking on getting a tattoo gun just for fun. I am curious th cost and everything you need to give a tattoo. Also is ink expensive?

2006-09-11 22:30:40 · 2 answers · asked by Labatt113 4 in Other - Arts & Humanities

2006-09-11 22:30:29 · 7 answers · asked by jenn_burks311 2 in Friends

Been trying to get info to see what is best to help me retire by age 55

2006-09-11 22:30:14 · 2 answers · asked by pussnboots333 4 in Personal Finance

I have suffered for over 1 year and had the warts frozen many times and special cream but they still come back - any other ideas

2006-09-11 22:29:49 · 11 answers · asked by lee m 1 in STDs

Ive been looking at the subway system in Tokyo ahead of my trip...most places seems reasonably accessable...but the guide book I read seemed of think using the JR trains would be a better option.

Which have you found a cheaper or more straightforward option for seeing Tokyo?

2006-09-11 22:29:42 · 4 answers · asked by GLOWlad 2 in Japan

i have money problem what can i do. Can i do some business give me an idea. then i have got married on 20.05.2005 but until today there is no change i am not pragnent is there other reason.when i can become a mummy

2006-09-11 22:29:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

2006-09-11 22:29:05 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-11 22:28:55 · 11 answers · asked by markusfarkus33 3 in Software

Which of the major countries are easiest to obtain citizenship?

2006-09-11 22:28:47 · 14 answers · asked by Jumpy 2 in Immigration

Holland

2006-09-11 22:28:40 · 9 answers · asked by marzmargs12 6 in Politics

2006-09-11 22:28:25 · 16 answers · asked by CJ 3 in Geography

I want this project with coding in VB, forms, tables, ER and DFD. It should be ready to run and purely on shopping mall

2006-09-11 22:28:11 · 3 answers · asked by tgt 1 in Programming & Design

what is better penpals or real closer pals whatz wrong in having penpals
if nothing is wrong then why cannt i get a penpal
i am 15 am i too young ok or too old to use the singles and dating section of yahoo answers

2006-09-11 22:28:07 · 15 answers · asked by might 3 in Singles & Dating

Hi! I'm a book lover of historical romance novels. Some my favorite authors are Julie Garwood, Judith McNaught, Johanna Lindsey, Jude Deveraux, Liza Kleypas and Elizabeth Lowell... Can anyone recommend me other authors that are just as good as the authors that I have mentioned above and can you please indicate what are the books that they've written that you find yourself attached to?

2006-09-11 22:27:57 · 11 answers · asked by shelly_cute 3 in Other - Entertainment

You know the fire fighters and ems personal lost alot of their "family" there also. Not just the port athority and police dept. Not taking away from there loss at all. It should just be an equal recognition. Input please...

2006-09-11 22:27:38 · 3 answers · asked by heather_21_2006 2 in Movies

Please suggest food habits than applying creams.

2006-09-11 22:27:15 · 10 answers · asked by ashwin0507 1 in Diet & Fitness

i feel as if they are all gold diggers! my mom is crazy, i think she is bipolar, i have a fat sister who is a lesbian and never helps around the house, and my other sister is my twin and CAN'T GET A LIFE! last night she woke up my mom at 3:00AM because she was having a fight with me! so my mom got mad at me. Guess what is worst! SHE IS ALMOST 21 YEARS OLD! And on top of that i never have any privacy with my boyfriend because she is always calling and asking stupid stuff, for example a typical conversation is "where are, what are you doing, im calling cuz im bored!", we can't even have a quiet evening without a ******* phone call! Im going mad! plus i can't move out of my house or else my dad won't pay my college, and even if i get a job, it won't be enough for college and apt. together and in the country i live in there is very little to no financial aid for college! im so depressed! By the way im almost 21, im a twin sister

2006-09-11 22:27:11 · 25 answers · asked by chicken doggie 1 in Family

seriously, if i had a girl, or a boy dog, i would name them appropriately, what is disgusting about wanting to know what my little pets are?? Your`e the disgusting one, LOL

2006-09-11 22:27:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fish

My 12 year old sister called me yesterday asking me how she finds out 'who invented light?'

I tried to google it but I cant pin it down to a specific.....does anyone know the answer?

2006-09-11 22:26:59 · 32 answers · asked by neen 2 in Other - Science

2006-09-11 22:26:54 · 13 answers · asked by edgar t 1 in Singles & Dating

When I open my Windows Messenger, a popup appears and given three steps to follow so as to verify password. But the question is no found as seen. How to verify?

2006-09-11 22:26:45 · 1 answers · asked by Gopal 3 in Computer Networking

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