A blonde ordered a pizza
and the clerk asked if he
should cut it
in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please.
I could never eat twelve pieces."
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The teacher took the pupils to the local cemetery and ask them to count the tombstones. Then the she said "how many dead people are here?" one little girl raised her hand and proudly said "all of them".
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"It is clear that you haven't studied you history" said the teacher and the student said "well my dad says the world changes everyday so I decided to wait till it settles down".
2006-09-11 22:31:28 · 19 answers · asked by gogobanca 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cute! Here are some for you...
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat.
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A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.
One night they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.
He shouts at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home now Mother of Six?"
His wife, finally fed up with her husband shouts back,
"Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"
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A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead on the floor.
But she goes to work, and starts crying and her boss asks, "What's wrong?"
She says, "Well, my mom died."
He told her to go home but she said, "No, I'll be fine."
About an hour later her boss finds her crying again. He says, "What's wrong?"
And she says, "Well, I just talked to my sister, and her mom died too!"
2006-09-11 22:34:32 · answer #1 · answered by heatherlynnmorrow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To prepare for his big date, a young man went to the rooftop of his apartment to work on his tan. Not wanting any tan lines, he sunbathed in the nude but fell asleep and burned his penis.
Not wanting to miss out on his date with the hot blonde, he applied some ointment to his manhood and wrapped it in gauze. The blonde showed up at his apartment and after dinner they went into the living room to watch a movie.
During the movie, the young man's sunburn began to hurt. After several minutes of extreme discomfort, he asked to be excused.
A friend had told him that milk was very effective in reducing sunburn pain. So he went to the kitchen, poured a tall glass of cold milk, and placed his sunburned member into the milk. He experienced immediate relief.
The blonde, wondering what the young man was doing, wandered into the kitchen and found him with his shaft fully immersed in the glass of milk. With a look of understanding the blonde exclaimed, "So that's how you load those things!"
2006-09-12 05:37:41 · answer #2 · answered by singingbuggmann 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-09-12 05:35:22 · answer #3 · answered by music28 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, you're kinda funny. Find another format to share stuff like this.
2006-09-12 05:33:20 · answer #4 · answered by Michael K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya they were cool but u could have got better jokes
2006-09-12 06:42:37 · answer #5 · answered by Arpeeta 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah
i liked the pizza one best i know a friend who i can imagine saying that !
2006-09-12 05:34:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice ones .. are they questions or jokes
2006-09-12 05:47:09 · answer #7 · answered by Rammohan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like quickies, it still takes a half hour though :-)
2006-09-12 05:34:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice ones
2006-09-12 05:32:35 · answer #9 · answered by big b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the third one was the best
2006-09-12 21:31:18 · answer #10 · answered by TONI L F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋