A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals, unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer.
2006-09-11 22:31:12 · 12 answers · asked by heatherlynnmorrow 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
'I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.
"I'll try,' said a small woman, 'but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."
2006-09-11 22:31:22 · update #1
A Panda Bear walks into a café and orders a sandwich and a drink. After he is finished eating, the waiter comes over to bring him the check. When the waiter arrives at the table, he just starts to ask 'Would you like any des...' Then the Panda Bear reaches into his fur, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. The Panda Bear then wipes off his chin with his napkin, gets up, and starts to walk out. Just as he is about to go through the door, the manager grabs him. 'Wait a minute!' he yells, 'You just killed my best waiter! Besides that, you didn't even pay for your sandwich!'
The Panda Bear grasps the manager by the throat, jacks him up, and growls, 'Hey man! I'm a PANDA! Do you know what that means? Why don't you look it up!'
At this the Panda walks out the door and ambles down the street. The manager, shaken, returns to his office and consults a dictionary. He reads:
'panda - a large mammal of the Asian mountain forests related to raccoons and true bears and characterized by bold black and white markings. Eats shoots and leaves.'
2006-09-11 22:35:31 · answer #1 · answered by singingbuggmann 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is no joke, the alligators teeths were removed
2006-09-12 05:49:24 · answer #2 · answered by Rammohan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, 10/10
2006-09-12 05:34:11 · answer #3 · answered by justme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-09-12 05:34:11 · answer #4 · answered by big b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. That was funny.
2006-09-12 05:35:23 · answer #5 · answered by diva4lyfe669 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny as well
2006-09-12 05:35:07 · answer #6 · answered by Kay Shoun 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not that I think she all
2006-09-12 05:32:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah! really good one.
2006-09-12 05:37:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.. old one.. but still luv it.. =)
2006-09-12 05:41:41 · answer #9 · answered by time-OUT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, thanks for the smile, I needed it tonight.
2006-09-12 05:48:11 · answer #10 · answered by bburgandy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋