one day, Pinocchio and his girlfriend were in bed doing what girls and wooden boys do. as they were cuddling later, Pinocchio could tell the something was bothering his girlfriend. so, he asked her, 'whats the matter, honey?'
Pinocchio’s girlfriend gave a big sigh and replied, 'you’re probably the best guy I’ve ever met, but every time we make love you give me splinters.' this remark bothered Pinocchio a great deal, so the next day he went to seek advice from his creator, gepetto. after listening to the problem, gepetto handed over a square of sandpaper and said, ‘now this should smooth out the problem!' gratefully, Pinocchio took the sandpaper and went off to try it. now, a few weeks passed by and gepetto was in town to have some blades sharpened at the hardware store when he ran into Pinocchio
Pinocchio was buying up ALL of the sandpaper in the hardware store, so gepetto remarked, 'so, Pinocchio, things must be going pretty damn well with you and the girls.'
Pinocchio replied, ‘girls? who needs girls?'
2006-09-08
16:13:34
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