All categories - 7 September 2006

While doing number 2. Do you yell at the other people in the house to get you some or what?

2006-09-07 08:07:35 · 12 answers · asked by dewdropinn 3 in Other - Society & Culture

i think so. my mother is always depresser and engery and thus i think she should not have been able to raise me. as a child we look up to our parents and imatate them and i think it was a bad idea for me to end up like her. i am trying to change ofcourse but the more i see her i cant help be feel dislike for her. whst do you think.

fell free to call me an a$$ but at least i am being honest and no she does not know i feel this way.

2006-09-07 08:07:31 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

2006-09-07 08:07:25 · 10 answers · asked by sexychick 1 in Singles & Dating

Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't freaking bother you for weeks!

Who's Your Daddy?

The following are all replies that Dallas women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing the father's details. These are genuine excerpts from the forms. It is scary to think that these women are breeding. (My favorite is the last one)

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was, as all blacks look the same to me.

8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart. BWAA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-09-07 08:07:24 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I'm going on vacations and I know nothing about American public transportation. What do you recommend?
What about from North Bergen to La Guardia Airport?

2006-09-07 08:07:22 · 4 answers · asked by susy_im 1 in New York City

2006-09-07 08:07:21 · 10 answers · asked by mozzie_2006 2 in Hobbies & Crafts

2006-09-07 08:07:16 · 15 answers · asked by Dean G 3 in History

2006-09-07 08:07:13 · 8 answers · asked by m_bannell 1 in Movies

just found out i am pregant looking if on interent

2006-09-07 08:07:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

2006-09-07 08:07:11 · 9 answers · asked by emily r 1 in Other - General Health Care

2006-09-07 08:07:11 · 15 answers · asked by greenrainbowqueer 1 in Adolescent

u went out for a few hours and you came home to find your husband in bed at 7pm masturbating in his bedroom with the door locked whilst our 2 year old and 3 year old where left to their own devices ??? i would like some help on this one

2006-09-07 08:07:10 · 63 answers · asked by lisa 1 in Marriage & Divorce

Every year, my local community puts on a performance, where the locals are encouraged to put together small acts in a friendly competition for prizes. Last year, my next-door neighbor won by belching the Star Spangled Banner.

My wife and I would like to win and we're thinking of doing a rendition of the 1812 Overture. Only problem is that we don't have a cannon, and I really don't think the city would want us to fire off shots if we did. Instead, we were thinking of lighting off my flatulance in tune with the music, giving a nice booming sound alond with an impressive light show. Any suggestions on how to pull this off?

2006-09-07 08:07:03 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Performing Arts

2006-09-07 08:07:02 · 5 answers · asked by tony b 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

2006-09-07 08:06:49 · 8 answers · asked by Clark Kent 1 in Mental Health

2006-09-07 08:06:40 · 6 answers · asked by lapwing 1 in Cooking & Recipes

hey again guys - for everyone who helped me with my hs problem thanks cuz highschool is great! but any ways i need some help with word - i need to know how to make a graph one word ... any body know?

2006-09-07 08:06:30 · 7 answers · asked by alyssa <3 1 in Homework Help

Peace and Love

2006-09-07 08:06:28 · 22 answers · asked by digilook 2 in Religion & Spirituality

I have 2 "Cara Mia" rose bushes. I planted them in the early spring. One grew quite tall the other stayed short and didn't bloom much(even thought they are side by side). I live in Southern Ontario and the winters can be quite mild. What do I need to do to get my roses ready for winter? How do I prune them? do they need pruning? I bought them at Wal-Mart for $10, so they are nothing special. Thanks for any help!

2006-09-07 08:06:26 · 6 answers · asked by rachely1 3 in Garden & Landscape

i think i should name my band diablo becuase itstands for devil in spanish and just sounds cool but do u hav any ideas post em and tell me plz

2006-09-07 08:06:22 · 21 answers · asked by StoneSold 1 in Music

lookin for a pg course MDS in a clinical branch abroad. would also like to know about the job oppertunities abroad after completion of the pg course. please help me out.

2006-09-07 08:06:19 · 1 answers · asked by peeyush m 1 in Higher Education (University +)

and i also appreciate the way in which u acknowledged France's win(except for antho c who is still sour after the loss). U guys really impressed me. We want peace and harmony(as well as a little bit of fun as we can still support the team we like with all our hearts) here and I think this would be one of many steps to accomplish that. SO WITH ALL MY HEART
VIVE LA FRANCE
FORZA ITALIA
repeat after me everyone, lets all be friends, universal(errr or may be Yahoo answers football section)peace is very important. LETS ALL BE REFINE DFROM TODAY. all ur comments and thoughts can be posted. I LOVE U PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(except for a few)
Yours Lovingly,
ur pal #1 Chelsea Fan

2006-09-07 08:06:18 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in FIFA World Cup (TM)

2006-09-07 08:06:15 · 7 answers · asked by tam cowan 2 in Law & Ethics

TV, Radio, Reading the Paper, Internet, Government reports, Speeches, College, Friends. What influences your alignment with a party?

2006-09-07 08:06:11 · 22 answers · asked by don1joker 2 in Politics

What do you know about it??
What do you think??

2006-09-07 08:06:09 · 8 answers · asked by insegura 2 in Investing

need at east $1500. month to live on. What would you do?

2006-09-07 08:06:08 · 10 answers · asked by mark1969 2 in Investing

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060907011027AABFH6f

2006-09-07 08:06:01 · 8 answers · asked by me 5 in Politics

2006-09-07 08:05:58 · 20 answers · asked by smudge 3 in Laptops & Notebooks

california state leagal system

2006-09-07 08:05:58 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law Enforcement & Police

Make a Top 3!!!

2006-09-07 08:05:53 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in German Football