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2006-09-07 08:07:21 · 10 answers · asked by mozzie_2006 2 in Games & Recreation Hobbies & Crafts

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What walks on 4 four legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon and 3 legs at night?


Answer: Man. We walk on all 4 (crawl) as babies (the morning of our lives). We walk upright on 2 legs during middle part (afternoon) and 3 legs (walking with a cane at the night or end of you life when you get old)

2006-09-07 08:14:04 · answer #1 · answered by jmwest 3 · 0 0

What gets wetter the more it dries?

N Gbjry

Romeo and Juliet lie dead in a pool of water. All doors in their room are locked and only a small window is open.

Ebzrb naq Whyvrg ner svfu. N png xabpxrq gurve objy bire naq rfpncrq guebhtu gur jvaqbj.

A man lies dead in a muddy field. There are no footprints leading to or from the body. He is wearing a back on his back.

Ur vf n fxlqvire. Uvf cnenpuhgr snvyrq.

A man and his son are involved in a car accident. The man dies on the scene but the boy is taken to the hospital. His injuries are severe and he is taken straight to the operating table. But the surgeon says, 'I cannot operate on this boy. He is my son.' How is this possible?

Gur fhetrba vf uvf zbgure.


And a few from 'The Hobbit';

What has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than trees
Up, up it goes,
And yet never grows?

N Zbhagnva

Thirty white horses on a red hill
First they champ
Then they stamp,
Then they stand still.

Grrgu

Voiceless it cries,
Wingless flutters,
Toothless bites,
Mouthless mutters.

Gur Jvaq

An eye in a blue face
Saw an eye in a green face.
'That eye is like to this eye'
Said the first eye,
'But in low place,
Not in high place.

Fha ba gur Qnvfvrf

It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.

Qnex

A box without hinges, key, or lid
Yet golden treasure inside is hid.

Rttf

Alive without breath
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking
All in mail never clinking.

Svfu

This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers:
Gnaws iron, bites steel.
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.

Gvzr

2006-09-07 15:37:28 · answer #2 · answered by barrytabrah 3 · 0 1

Look in the Jokes & Riddles sub-section of Entertainment & Music here in Answers.

2006-09-08 06:51:22 · answer #3 · answered by felineroche 5 · 0 0

the cat crept in, crapped, and crept out again..

hey diddle diddle the cat had a piddle behind the kitchen door,
the little dog laughed to see such fun so the cat piddled a little bit more.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water,
Jill forgot to take the pill,
and came down with a daughter.

2006-09-07 15:47:08 · answer #4 · answered by Sunseaandair 4 · 0 0

a man ride into town on friday stays 2 days and leaves on thursday. How????

2006-09-10 04:23:18 · answer #5 · answered by pea head 1 · 0 0

I've found loads of riddles on the links!

2006-09-07 15:15:30 · answer #6 · answered by Emily 3 · 0 0

Q- ABCDEFGPQRSTUVWXYZ What does this sequence relate too?

A- Water.
(The letters that are missing are H to O)

2006-09-08 05:06:26 · answer #7 · answered by GWEN C 2 · 0 0

Where will you find the captains log.

In the loo.

2006-09-07 15:13:06 · answer #8 · answered by Julie 5 · 0 0

"Brothers and sisters have I none. But that man's father is my father's son."

~The man's son.~

(Got it from the Simpsons.) :)

2006-09-07 19:32:19 · answer #9 · answered by The_Girl_With_Kaleidoscope_Eyes 4 · 0 0

what gets bigger as you take things out?

2006-09-07 15:20:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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