Who's Your Daddy? (Answers from Dallas women)?

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Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't freaking bother you for weeks!

Who's Your Daddy?

The following are all replies that Dallas women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing the father's details. These are genuine excerpts from the forms. It is scary to think that these women are breeding. (My favorite is the last one)

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was, as all blacks look the same to me.

8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart. BWAA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA

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Answer 1

So Funny .... So sad, but unfortunately so true also.

Answer 2

sure, as human beings we go by boost and progression levels in our existence. some liken it to the seven 365 days itch. it truly is a few what a real truth. What you probably did at 3 or 5 isn't as lovable and does no longer have the which means it had then. Your dad will be interior an similar project. there'll be a time you want to attraction to close your father. you want to make sure his medical history. this provides you with with a sense of the numerous ailment you've on your destiny. understanding those factors, you could extra appropriate practice for a extra appropriate destiny for you and your family individuals. i'm speaking about in case your father have diabetes and different kinds of ailment you want to well known. also, as one become older he/she would decelerate their existence kind and want to practice for the inevitable. you would opt to contemplate to be close and enable him recognize that you're a higher human being to forgive and in no thanks to forget the lesson that he taught you about emotional damage. carry in there. existence has a way of smoothing out the frustrating roads.

Answer 3

Funny!!

Answer 4

Sterilize the stupid! YEAH!!!

If you can't name the father of your baby...
You might be a HO!!!!!

Answer 5

To funny! I live this crap everyday....