Mario and Maria end up in the divorce court. the Judge extremely surprised at an Italian divorce. He calls on Maria, "Maria, why do you want a divorce?" Wella Judge, itsa lika,Mario is a very dirtya man, he always pick hissa nose, and alas a judge, he never a let me on a top.
The Judge then calls Mario, "Mario the things Maria says are pretty important, so what have you got to say for yourself?"
"Well itsa lika this ajudge, when I was a little my poppa he say to me, now we have emigrated to a beautifula country you must make sure that you get on with da peoples, you musta alwaysa keepa your nosa clean and never fu*k up."
2006-08-31
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