Mario and Maria end up in the divorce court. the Judge extremely surprised at an Italian divorce. He calls on Maria, "Maria, why do you want a divorce?" Wella Judge, itsa lika,Mario is a very dirtya man, he always pick hissa nose, and alas a judge, he never a let me on a top.
The Judge then calls Mario, "Mario the things Maria says are pretty important, so what have you got to say for yourself?"
"Well itsa lika this ajudge, when I was a little my poppa he say to me, now we have emigrated to a beautifula country you must make sure that you get on with da peoples, you musta alwaysa keepa your nosa clean and never fu*k up."
2006-08-31 22:11:03 · 21 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2006-09-07 01:25:38 · answer #1 · answered by Me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame!
2006-09-08 17:19:35 · answer #2 · answered by mx3baby 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. Never UP! LOL. 10.
Thanks for all the laughs.
Have a great evening!
2006-09-01 17:23:57 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
CUTE ONE! LOL
Somea people justa dont appreciatea gooda humor! LOL
2006-09-01 05:48:22 · answer #4 · answered by jennifersuem 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
2006-09-08 12:14:05 · answer #5 · answered by Qwerty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its weird when i find people who tell a joke and asks in the end whether the joke they just asked is a joke or not...comprende?
2006-09-01 05:38:36 · answer #6 · answered by Lard Cherrybakins 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
WoOt
2006-09-01 05:47:50 · answer #7 · answered by emma5280 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it.....good striking lol.....nice one Pd...say one more
2006-09-05 03:39:27 · answer #8 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool One PD!!!!Hilarious!!!! I just love these "Italian" jokes!!!!Got more?
2006-09-01 05:19:01 · answer #9 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-09-07 22:22:41 · answer #10 · answered by chris m 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it!!
2006-09-08 15:12:01 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋