All categories - 26 August 2006

2006-08-26 23:51:11 · 19 answers · asked by goodbye and good luck :-) 1 in Weddings

They'll be no cars or buses in the town. they'll be trams and trains though. buildings will be made out of wood and 'clean' products. it will be compulsory to recycle. lights will turn off automaticaly if there's noone in the room. each property will use rain water as their supply but use mains if there hasn't been any rain. each property will have solar panels and HEP and wind turbines fitted. The city will have independant electricity from clean sources incase you use more than your house can provide worth of electricity. they'll be no gas. plenty of trees and parks. houses and flats will stay at 2 levels only. offices and shops can go up to 4. you'll be given a county card for paying electricity, water, telecom, and council tax. this'll also be your key to your home. you need to insert your card into a reader inorder to use electricity. windows will be 3x glazed.

2006-08-26 23:51:07 · 10 answers · asked by Jame 1 in Environment

2006-08-26 23:51:03 · 16 answers · asked by pink_birdp 2 in Cooking & Recipes

2006-08-26 23:50:59 · 2 answers · asked by coldfridgez_65 1 in Reptiles

2006-08-26 23:50:58 · 25 answers · asked by LONDONER © 6 in Polls & Surveys

Marriage Humor

You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable
or
get married and wish you were dead.
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has,
you wish you had ordered that.

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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing
your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
The other women replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."

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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when
I married you."
She replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."*
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A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted". Next day
she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."

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The bride, upon getting engaged, went to her mother and said, "I've found
a man just like father!"
Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

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When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let
her keep him.

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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."


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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking they had no faults at all.

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You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with
the boys on Wednesday nights,.............and so does she.

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During a heated spat over finances, the husband said, "Well, if you'd
learn to cook and were willing to clean this place, we could fire the maid."
The wife fuming, shot back, "Oh yeah??? Well, if you'd learn how to make
love, we could fire the chauffeur and the gardener."

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My wife told me I should be more affectionate, so I got two girlfriends.

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How do most men define marriage?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done for free.

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.


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First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."


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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with
a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful

2006-08-26 23:50:33 · 14 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

guess my question?

2006-08-26 23:50:27 · 7 answers · asked by tififi 2 in Other - Society & Culture

International phone calls are expensive, i need to find a way to save money when making international phone calls, can someone tell me more about cheaper rates.

2006-08-26 23:50:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Personal Finance

2006-08-26 23:50:19 · 17 answers · asked by jolian hekary 2 in Friends

2006-08-26 23:50:11 · 7 answers · asked by luv me o 1 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

2006-08-26 23:49:58 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

Through elementary and middle school, I was always afraid to reveal my atheism, because it almost never would get a good reception. I had a few friends try to convert me, too. Of course most of that prejudice went away in high school and now I have some good religious friends who know quite well that I am an atheist.

Do you treat atheists with the same respect you do other people? Do you trust them? Would you ever vote for an atheist president, say if he ran against a president you really hated?

2006-08-26 23:49:56 · 13 answers · asked by Obeast 2 in Other - Society & Culture

people don't care to answer the real questions

2006-08-26 23:49:27 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

2006-08-26 23:49:04 · 3 answers · asked by treespanelpop 1 in Singles & Dating

The salt residue contained in one years worth of human sweat is enough to satisfy the requirements of a provincial fish and chip shop for one month.

2006-08-26 23:49:02 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-26 23:48:41 · 23 answers · asked by Ella 2 in Entertaining

I`m 21 years old and I have oily hair,hairfalling sometimes.Is it good to use baby shampoos?Can they bring benefits for my hair?Can it stop hairfalling and can it make my hair more healthy?I`m thinking for JOHNSON`S baby shampoo!-from my sister

2006-08-26 23:48:32 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

International phone calls are expensive, i need to find a way to save money when making international phone calls, can someone tell about cheaper rates.

2006-08-26 23:48:23 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Personal Finance

2006-08-26 23:47:57 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

The Christ of the Bible's OT is a Sign from the Lord Himself, and the Lord Himself named him Immanuel.

A Gospel angel in Joseph's dream changes the name of the son of the virgin and turns him into the son of a pagan God, Zeus, who would crucify his son and have the child's mother placed in suspicion of adultery, by this Joseph who is nowhere in the OT.

The Command of the Lord Himself is made into a fable that comes straight out of Greek mythology, with Zeus, God of Gods and Father of Gods and men, appearing in a dream as an "Angel" to make Christ his son of and to make Christ's mother equal with Caesar's mother who is impregnated by Zeus to produce a Son of God, since only such men are worthy of leadership in the World of pagans.

For Muslims, Isa was born of the virgin in the Quran as the Scripture before Quran commanded, without father or crucifixion, and without the slander of adultery on his mother, and Isa is as different from Jesus, as Jesus is from Christ or Immanuel.

2006-08-26 23:47:54 · 12 answers · asked by mythkiller-zuba 6 in Religion & Spirituality

I can't help it. It is like something bites you but there is none. I can't sleep with this. Because I had rashes first then it came. When i had rashes it's not that itchy but now, its more itchy. What is the medication for this?

2006-08-26 23:47:54 · 10 answers · asked by Knightley D 1 in Alternative Medicine

if you are unable to say that ..
is not funny to say that a dragon-fly has no designer ..
is it reproducing feature wich makes you say such an absurd thing ?..
but .. reproducing feature makes dragon-fly many many times more complex than a car .. ok .. am I wrong ..
ok .. does not matter .. complex or not ..
why and how can you say a flying insect has not any designer ?.. while you are unable to say a car has not a designer ..
good luck ..

2006-08-26 23:47:49 · 22 answers · asked by u&me 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Well...hum...not the most creative title...haven't seen the movie, but I'm gonna have to take a stab at the plot...Is it about...um...SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!!??? What do you think?

2006-08-26 23:47:49 · 11 answers · asked by alexwacrap 2 in Movies

and who is going to be the best player

2006-08-26 23:47:40 · 8 answers · asked by PAUL W 2 in Golf

What the heck is an alien anyway? martians? why are they green?

thats very very strange

2006-08-26 23:47:37 · 26 answers · asked by BigBoy 2 in Polls & Surveys

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling...

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparents’ house to visit the 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along.”

2006-08-26 23:47:35 · 7 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-26 23:47:21 · 17 answers · asked by tififi 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-08-26 23:47:14 · 23 answers · asked by piscianemperor 1 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

2006-08-26 23:47:14 · 1 answers · asked by CoolJFantazy 1 in Other - News & Events

2006-08-26 23:47:11 · 19 answers · asked by LONDONER © 6 in Polls & Surveys