Church Bells !!!!?

Question

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling...

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparents’ house to visit the 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along.”

Answer 1

Congratulations and thank you. You made me laugh out loud.

Answer 2

High romance, great resoluteness and innovation and severe optimism ("he'll still be alive...."), and all the rest that the Church Bell could give you always, if only you have the time and right inclination to listen!

Answer 3

each Christian Orthodox Katholikos ( Greek First typical Church Does. ( till disallowed re section) i recognize one that doesnt in one section ( yet we do have gentle Bells) because of the fact of a number of nursing residences interior the section .. Etrc Re ByLaws re ( Quietness) actual IC XC NIKA KYRIE ELEISON different Denominations? diverse persons for various persons

Answer 4

OMG!!!!! U really are an awesome joke writer. I saw, like the other joke u had about marrige disadvantages, and I totaly LOL!!!!!!!!

This joke is really good, too. I can't wait to show it to my friends...

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Answer 5

I could not control my laugh..................ohohohohohohho.........

especially the last sentence.............hahahahahahahah

Answer 6

lol true true ♥

Answer 7

LOL. LOL.