Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the
customs of American
Indians.
While touring a reservation during the
documentary, she was
puzzled as to why the difference in the number of
feathers in the
headdresses. So she asked a brave why he had only
one feather in his
headdress and his reply was,
"Only have one woman -- one woman, one feather."
Feeling the first fellow was only joking, she
asked another brave.
This brave had two feathers in his headdress,
and he replied, "Me have two women -- two women,
two feathers."
Still not convinced the feathers indicated the
number
of sexual partners involved,
she decided to interview Chief Big Horn. Now the
Chief
had a headdress full of feathers,
which, needless to say, amused Ms. Walters.
She asked the Chief,
"Why do you have so many feathers in your
headdress?"
The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said:
"Me Chief, me sleep with 'em all.
"Big, small, fat and tall - me sleep with 'em
all!"
Horrified, Ms. Walters stated, "You ought to be
hung."
The Chief said: "You damn right, me hung, big like
buffalo,
long like snake."
Ms. Walters cried, "You don't have to be so
hostile."
The Chief replied: "Hoss-style, dog-style,
wolf-style, any style,
me sleep with 'em all."
With tears in her eyes, Ms. Walters cried, "Oh,
dear."
The Chief said: "No deer. *** too high, run too
fast."
2006-08-26
23:32:48
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