One Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch
> made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog and goes to the garage to
> hook up his boat to the truck and down the driveway he goes.
> Coming out of his garage, rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential
> downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing
> 80 kph.
>
> Minutes later, he returns to the garage. He comes back into the house
> and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad
> weather all day long, so he puts his boat back in the garage, quietly
> undresses
> and slips back into bed.
>
> There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different
> anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible."
>
> To which she sleepily replies, "Yes, I know it is, can you believe my stupid
> husband is
> out fishing in that ****?"
2006-08-26
23:43:46
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