A professor at the University of Missouri gave a lecture on the
>> > supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks "How many
>> > people here believe in ghosts?"
>> >
>> > About 90 students raise their hands.
>> >
>> > "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in
>> > ghosts, do any of you think you've seen a ghost?"
>> >
>> > About 40 students raised their hands.
>> >
>> > "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has
>> > anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
>> >
>> > About 15 students raise their hands.
>> >
>> > "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
>> >
>> > Three students raise their hands.
>> >
>> > "That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further.
>> >
>> > Have any of you ever made love to ghosts?"
>> >
>> > Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.
>> >
>> > The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, in all the
years
>> > I've been giving this lecture; no one has ever claimed to have
made
>> > love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your
>> > experience."
>> >
>> > The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began
to
>> > make his way up to the podium. When he is at the front of the
room,
>> > the professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have
sex
>> > with ghosts?"
>> >
>> > Bubba replied, "Oh shhhhit! From way back thar I thought you said,
>> > 'Goats' !!!"
>> >
2006-08-25
00:20:16
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