A professor at the University of Missouri gave a lecture on the
>> > supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks "How many
>> > people here believe in ghosts?"
>> >
>> > About 90 students raise their hands.
>> >
>> > "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in
>> > ghosts, do any of you think you've seen a ghost?"
>> >
>> > About 40 students raised their hands.
>> >
>> > "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has
>> > anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
>> >
>> > About 15 students raise their hands.
>> >
>> > "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
>> >
>> > Three students raise their hands.
>> >
>> > "That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further.
>> >
>> > Have any of you ever made love to ghosts?"
>> >
>> > Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.
>> >
>> > The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, in all the
years
>> > I've been giving this lecture; no one has ever claimed to have
made
>> > love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your
>> > experience."
>> >
>> > The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began
to
>> > make his way up to the podium. When he is at the front of the
room,
>> > the professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have
sex
>> > with ghosts?"
>> >
>> > Bubba replied, "Oh shhhhit! From way back thar I thought you said,
>> > 'Goats' !!!"
>> >
2006-08-25 00:20:16 · 7 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THATS REALLY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!! HAHA!!!
2006-08-30 17:52:40 · answer #1 · answered by cheeks3192 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha another oldie but a goodie â¥
2006-08-30 22:43:28 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's totally funny
2006-08-25 07:49:47 · answer #3 · answered by kurotenshi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu!! Mercy! LOL. LOL.
2006-08-25 16:00:02 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. that darned bubba:-)
2006-08-25 07:25:00 · answer #5 · answered by vanilla_bean_dream 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
totally funny...ü
2006-08-25 07:33:27 · answer #6 · answered by hualabakanube 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tooooooooooooo funny! Thanks
2006-08-31 01:28:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋