Willys cynical thought for the freaking day;
All these arguments online reminds me of a pic, I may still have it (?), it says, "Arguing online is like winning the 'Special Olympics' even if you win you're both still fugging retards!"
What Do SEX And PARKING SPACES Share In Common:
*You should never have to wait to find one
*You should be able to slide right into one
*Spaces in the front are always the best
*When no front spaces are available, spaces in the rear will always suffice
*It sucks when someone else is double-parked
*Your space should still be open and waiting when you get back
*It's a tragedy when you have a 'full-size' car but there are only 'compact' spaces
*A full-size car is good to find
*People are willing to wait in line for the good spaces
*Spaces with short time limits are annoying and never satisfying
*We're all looking for the free space with the "unlimited" time limit
*A house isn't a home without a parking space
*Some people are uncomfortable with a space in the rear
*Why is it best-looking cars are always the ones who only like parking in the rear?
*The better your parking techniques are the more parking spaces you can get into.
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2006-08-25
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