Willys cynical thought for the freaking day;
All these arguments online reminds me of a pic, I may still have it (?), it says, "Arguing online is like winning the 'Special Olympics' even if you win you're both still fugging retards!"
What Do SEX And PARKING SPACES Share In Common:
*You should never have to wait to find one
*You should be able to slide right into one
*Spaces in the front are always the best
*When no front spaces are available, spaces in the rear will always suffice
*It sucks when someone else is double-parked
*Your space should still be open and waiting when you get back
*It's a tragedy when you have a 'full-size' car but there are only 'compact' spaces
*A full-size car is good to find
*People are willing to wait in line for the good spaces
*Spaces with short time limits are annoying and never satisfying
*We're all looking for the free space with the "unlimited" time limit
*A house isn't a home without a parking space
*Some people are uncomfortable with a space in the rear
*Why is it best-looking cars are always the ones who only like parking in the rear?
*The better your parking techniques are the more parking spaces you can get into.
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2006-08-25 01:06:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
From; WILLYS JOKES 8/25/06 What SEX And PARKING SPACES Share In Common:
2006-08-25 01:06:17 · update #1
oh so freaking true hehe And the special olympics thing haha i told that at one time not as a joke but it was in one of my answers actually defending those with special needs and stuff and yeah i ended up getting the best answer, but the guy completely missed the damn point ugh lol remember don't try to get all hardcore with the keyboard heh ♥
2006-08-25 10:42:37 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
May I add that you can have both of them at the same time .
2006-08-25 08:11:27 · answer #2 · answered by Erase Program Read Only Memory 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell me, where do u want me to park my car at ur space?? rear or front??
2006-08-25 08:23:37 · answer #3 · answered by sshhrini 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You missed one, sex and parking spaces are never free, thanks for the questions, they cheer me up.
2006-08-25 17:40:16 · answer #4 · answered by Sue Chef 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
may i add
you cant find one when u need it most
2006-08-25 08:19:07 · answer #5 · answered by bee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When u need, you search for it. When u dun need it, u leave....
2006-08-25 10:13:08 · answer #6 · answered by JT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
liked it
2006-08-25 08:12:06 · answer #7 · answered by Sasha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well PULL UP TO MY BUMPER BABY!!!! :p
2006-08-25 09:02:54 · answer #8 · answered by Uh-May-Zing 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they both have single "E"
2006-08-25 08:12:03 · answer #9 · answered by Chinmayi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2006-08-25 15:53:13 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋