> A woman and a baby were in the doctor's
> examining room, waiting for the doctor to
> come in for the baby's first exam. The
> doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked
> his weight, and being a little concerned,
> asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?
> "Breast-fed" she replied.
> "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor
> ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples,
> then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both
> breasts for a while in a detailed examination.
> Motioning to her to get dressed, he said,
> "No wonder this baby is underweight. You
> don't have any milk."
> "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma,
> but I'm glad I came."
2006-08-18
23:46:04
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