Henry's new job had him spending a lot of time on the road, and out of concern for his wife's safety he visited a pet shop to look at watchdogs.
"I have just the dog for you," said the salesman, showing him a miniature Pekingese.
"Come on," Henry protested,"That little thing couldn't hurt a flea."
"Ah, but he know's karate," the salesman replied. "Here, let me show you." He pointed to a cardboard box and ordered, "Karate the box!" Immediately the dog shredded it. The salesman then pointed to an old wooden chair and instructed, " Karate the chair!" The dog reduced the chair to matchsticks. Astounded, Henry bought the dog.
When he got home, Henry announced that he had purchased a watchdog, but his wife took one look at the Pekingese and was unimpressed. " That scrawny thing couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag!" she said.
"But the Pekingese is special," Henry insisted. "He's a karate expert."
"Now I've heard everything," Helen replied. "Karate my foot!"
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2006-08-18
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